the story game

[HanC]

recommended he retire and

 

[Woodsy]

sit on his ass all day doing

 

[andy jc]

knitting and sewing

 

[FRAZEL]

or have a oneway ticket to a Spanish Bullring where.............

 

[Matt]

their pants fell down

 

[joe0709]

and shocked....

 

[FRAZEL]

to see the

 

[joe0709]

gianormous......

 

[AlanoDale]

Matador's hat

 

[FRAZEL]

Was Firmly Embedded

 

[mattyh]

on his head

 

[FRAZEL]

to protect him from the seagull........

 

[inaneredstripe]

which almost

 

[Matt]

landed on his stiff

 

[macmike]

neck.

Next day, he woke up

 

[Ally]

Feeling right as rain

 

[macmike]

got dressed and went downstairs.

 

[FRAZEL]

rear over mammary.........

 

[birdy961]

And landed right on a pointy...........

 

[macmike]

tripod, which lodged itself in his

 

[FRAZEL]

downstairs passageway

 

[birdy961]

completely blocking his

 

[FRAZEL]

sewage drainage and......

 

[HanC]

hurting his feelings. He decided...

 

[mattyh]

to go and kill

 

[macmike]

a pigeon to have for breakfast

 

[andy jc]

but alas no piegeon only sparrow

 

[mattyh]

for him to devour

 

[FRAZEL]

and run to the toilet within the hour

 

[macmike]

puke it up and have a shower

 

[FRAZEL]

then off to Blackpool and climb the tower

 

[macmike]

.

Unfortunately, bulls aren't allowed up there...

 

[FRAZEL]

they could absail instead of using the stair

 

[macmike]

So Mr Bull found a rope,

 

[joe0709]

and lassood

 

[Woodsy]

A small goat

 

[Toothie]

but without an opposable thumb could't

 

[mattyh]

remove the lasso

 

[FRAZEL]

so the goat was hanged by quarter to two

 

[Woodsy]

in the morning. gutted. Suddenly, along came a