the story game

[joe0709]

ok so heres how it goes. i start off with a sentence (eg. once upon a time) and you carry on but your only allowed to enter a maximum of 6 words in your sentence

so for example

mence upon a time
you:there was a
me:baby elephant

etc etc


have played this before and have got some really really funny stries.

ok so here goes

once upon a time there was

 

[CT]

a little white bull

 

[joe0709]

who sat on a

 

[HanC]

very spiky cactus!

 

[joe0709]

which sent a lot of sharp

 

[Woodsy]

needles right up its

 

[joe0709]

bum.this immediatly made him very

 

[andy jc]

aggitated and sore

 

[Steep]

Just then a man with a red flag

 

[joe0709]

approached him and

 

[jolsterj]

gave him a red rose

 

[joe0709]

and a lorry full of

 

[FRAZEL]

Ikea

 

[WanderingMind]

flat pack furniture to assemble

 

[FRAZEL]

then without instructions

 

[inaneredstripe]

he proceeded to make a right

 

[FRAZEL]

pair of round objects of it

 

[inaneredstripe]

he then went for a good

 

[WanderingMind]

tom tit

 

[sammi]

afterwards he felt much better.....

 

[kamion]

Suddenly, a cow...

 

[andy jc]

looked in the window

 

[purpleclouds]

and saw something that could curdle milk in her udders

 

[joe0709]

it was a massive....

 

[purpleclouds]

television that was on channel.....

 

[FRAZEL]

X showing the biggest pair of.......

 

[joe0709]

melons that she

 

[FRAZEL]

had ever clapped her bovine eyes on

 

[joe0709]

she instantly...

 

[Galaxy66]

fell for the little white bull

 

[sportysnaps]

twisting her ankle and her

 

[joe0709]

wrist which made her incredibly.....

 

[sammi]

uncomfortable and embarrassed, then......

 

[WanderingMind]

a leprechaun appeared and...

 

[FRAZEL]

and told the bull to...

 

[chrisgrieve]

do the irish jig.

 

[joe0709]

He did so and in the process

 

[FRAZEL]

knackered his T bone and his...

 

[joe0709]

shoulder. this made him...

 

[FRAZEL]

unattractive to the local butcher who..........