The Stoopid thread..

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So, I'm sat here supping Vedett and having had a hard, yet fulfilling week, I though a stoopid thread was in order.

Now I'm sure you're all too sensible for this thread....:lol:

Post your stoopid stuff, facts, ideas, inventions, dreams, fantasies :nono:,

1. 30 years ago I almost assasinated Rudolf Hess

I'm watching...
 
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Jjm said:
A guy who was turned away from a local nightclub a couple of years back for wearing trainers went across the road to the kebab shop and returned with 2 pita breads over his trainers:D still didn't get in but was commended by the doorman for his efforts:)
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Was he trying to say they where a pair of "Loafers":lol::lol::shake:
 
posiview said:
So, I'm sat here supping Vedett and having had a hard, yet fulfilling week, I though a stoopid thread was in order.

Now I'm sure you're all too sensible for this thread....:lol:

Post your stoopid stuff, facts, ideas, inventions, dreams, fantasies :nono:,

1. 30 years ago I almost assasinated Rudolf Hess

I'm watching...
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How did you manage (or not manage) to "nearly" assissinate Hess?
 
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Years ago, a friend was taking a taxi home from a nightout. When she got to her destination she discovered she was 50p short. Her companion jokingly said to the driver "Can you reverse back 50 pence worth?"... The taxi driver did.
 
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