The Rant Thread

Mine is a common rant today i AM SICK OF THIS WET WEATHER:bang::bang::bang:
 
Galaxy66 said:
Mine is a common rant today i AM SICK OF THIS WET WEATHER:bang::bang::bang:
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I`m rather disgruntled by it as well.

Edit......My initial response was a load of *****`s, why is that then?......
 
mattyh said:
You should ask him for a new one, the ****!

My turn!

Why do people feel the need to:

a. Drive in the middle lane when it's raining (or any other time) when there's no one in the inside lane?
b. Drive at 50mph on a motorway when it's raining
c. Do both of the above, at the same time.

Grrr ******s!
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I will *always* drive much slower in the rain on the motorway!!!! My god, I hope I never run into you on the M1 :lol:
 
I am ****ing fuming.

Cars outside our offices have been ticketed today because the high street has been closed for a funfair. We park here EVERY SODDING DAY, they have NO REASON to ticket us, other than make a few quid :bang:

**** **** **** *******
 
People who don't know the difference between loose and lose

Loose.......something that is not secure or tight

Lose....... to misplace something, or fail to win


I've just had a conversation on spelling with a 16 year old girl, who got an A for English Language in her GCSEs, after I saw that she had written "I hate loosing good friends". She was appalled (to her credit) that she had never learned this increasingly common error.
 
mattyh said:
You should ask him for a new one, the ****!

My turn!

Why do people feel the need to:

a. Drive in the middle lane when it's raining (or any other time) when there's no one in the inside lane?
b. Drive at 50mph on a motorway when it's raining
c. Do both of the above, at the same time.

Grrr ******s!
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Betty said:
I will *always* drive much slower in the rain on the motorway!!!! My god, I hope I never run into you on the M1 :lol:
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I drive much slower on the motorway in the wet, breaking distances are longer when wet so why risk it?

My rant for the day

To the two men in suits in the smart car (sports edition) you know the ones that they tried to make look like a sports car? well anyways, one of them cut me up on the road coming out of Mc Donalds. It was really funny because he couldn't pull away from me, not quite sure why because he had the bigger engine. As we got accross the junction i went out in to the left hand lane to get round him becuase i didn't want my maccy d's to get cold before i got home, he gived me a look as if i was something on the bottom of his shoe as i went past him. Seriously and Smart Car Sports? more like smart mans shorts :cuckoo:

Oh and another one, Do people that own BMW's and Merc's and white van drivers think they have the right to use the mobile whilst driving? i'm sorry but if i am not allowed then you are not.
 
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Good grief don't you know by now that BMW driver's are above the law???


My Rant: to the stupid Iraqi T**ts who keep firing rockets at me every other friday night...stop it - the attack-alarm spoils my DVD-watching!
We had a War, we won, end of... now get over it!
 
'Don't mention the war' applys to the last one as well, Arkady.

My question ....... Why do drivers insist on slowing down to 10mls under the speed limit when they see a speed camera? :rules:
 
Why do most (not all) women drivers stop at a roundabout when there is nothing at all coming in from the right?

:thinking::thinking::thinking:
 
do you need a man to sort you out ;) :p :lol:
 
always blaming the men hey! you wouldnt have got it if you were with me!
 
you went fron no cold to a full on cold in one day!!! weekling
 
Smiffy said:
Why do most (not all) women drivers stop at a roundabout when there is nothing at all coming in from the right?

:thinking::thinking::thinking:
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Early one morning about 6 ish I followed a women driver (just coincidence - nothing wrong with being a women). We came to a roundabout and she indicated left. She then went all the way round to the last exit, indicating left all the time. It wasn't a one-off either because she did the exact same thing at the next two roundabouts. Pity it was so early and no traffic because I was hoping somebody was going to pull out in front of her. First time in a while I wanted to choke somebody.
 
I need a rant this time :(

Why is it that managers of big companies don't get back to you and tell you that you have not got the job you applied for and was really really wanted the job?

Why is it that i feel so out of place in Norfolk, no one understands me and keeps trying to take off an london acent?

Why is it that anything i want to do my perants disagree of?
 
Techno-Geek said:
I need a rant this time :(

Why is it that managers of big companies don't get back to you and tell you that you have not got the job you applied for and was really really wanted the job?

Why is it that i feel so out of place in Norfolk, no one understands me and keeps trying to take off an london acent?

Why is it that anything i want to do my perants disagree of?
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Last first, thats what parents do have done and will always do :thumbs:

Hmm your too young for a mid-life crisis, but that what it sounds like :D
We all get like that from time to time, and get over it...eventually :thumbs:

finally, 1st last
Because thats what they do, have always done and probabley will always do.
 
Cobra said:
Last first, thats what parents do have done and will always do :thumbs:

Hmm your too young for a mid-life crisis, but that what it sounds like :D
We all get like that from time to time, and get over it...eventually :thumbs:

finally, 1st last
Because thats what they do, have always done and probabley will always do.
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:D i need to get to some TP meets and get out with the camera again. :)
 
inaneredstripe said:
i got man flu too.
mobile mucus factory. :shake:
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Sorry guys my fault, :( I had it last week I am just pulling through now :thumbs:
it was touch and go for awhile though
 
Speaking of laybys

Lorry drives unable to park straight, blocking the layby and not leaving enough room for anybody else to pass.

Pulled in yesterday to a lalby yesterday stupid lorry drive parked so badly I could not pass him with the caravan. I only pulled over to take jumper off, difficult to do while driving. By the time I realised that I was going to have trouble passing I was committed to layby as other traffic already over taking me. He refused to move for another 15 minutes as tacky would not allow him to do. So PARK correctly in the first place you idiot.

Anyway he had a mouth full :bat: and I eventually got round by mounting the kerb and damaging the electrics which I had a problem with a few weeks ago. Anyway 5 10amp fuses later, now using 15amp :eek: until I can get it fixed next week, managed to get to the caravan park.

1) WHats so difficult with parking straight?

2) Also, why do lorry drivers always park in the middle of the layby so no one else can pull up without parking badly? Why not park at one end or the other? Surly this is not to difficult :shrug:

Rant over.
 
Cancer Research UK fundraising mailshot envelope: "It's a girl thing".

My money will remain a bloke thing, as far as they are concerned.
 
Thats terrible photon, I dont blame you.

My rant, why do sofas take so sodding long to be delivered? 12 weeks from today? Ill get my new sofa the week before christmas :shake:
 
Betty said:
Thats terrible photon, I dont blame you.

My rant, why do sofas take so sodding long to be delivered? 12 weeks from today? Ill get my new sofa the week before christmas :shake:
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Made to order - don't you realise how long it takes to glue all those matchsticks together for the frame? :lol:
 
Betty said:
Thats terrible photon, I dont blame you.

My rant, why do sofas take so sodding long to be delivered? 12 weeks from today? Ill get my new sofa the week before christmas :shake:
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I bet you don't
 
Betty said:
Thats terrible photon, I dont blame you.

My rant, why do sofas take so sodding long to be delivered? 12 weeks from today? Ill get my new sofa the week before christmas :shake:
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I remember being told you could take the one out of the shop but i wouldn't fancy that, Would you? :)

My bed took like 8 weeks to come i think, i think it's more the delievery service than the people that make them..
 
inaneredstripe said:
why do people call it AN hotel.
should be A hotel ffs.
i dont live in AN house.
stupid bloody language.
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If you lived "darn sarf" you would stay in an 'otel and live in an 'owse
;)
 
inaneredstripe said:
why do people call it AN hotel.
should be A hotel ffs.
i dont live in AN house.
stupid bloody language.
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Whilst I'm all for correct spelling, grammar and pronunciation, this one bugs me too and I will never ever say or write 'an hotel'. Some people have sticks shoved just too far up their exhausts.

Another thing which ticks me off is that there is not one BBC news presenter/reporter can pronounce mayor correctly. It is always 'mare' instead of may-or. Getting the London news here, even though we're well out of the city in the south of England, we hear it a lot.
 
I think sofa`s should have that ready made comfy dent pre built in to them :)
 
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