I doubt guys will ever understand the mystery that is a woman.
I think this joke says its all.......
There is a man walking along a beach in Florida and he finds a very old bottle, he takes it home to see if there is a message inside. He scrapes off the sealing wax and pops the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "thanks I have been trapped in there for hundreds of years and as a reward I will grant you one but only one wish"
So the guy thinks about it, " I can't travel by ship or plane because I have a rare motion sickness disorder and all my relatives live in Cuba, I want you to build me a bridge I can drive to see my relatives"
The genie look thoughtful and replies, " well I have done some calculations and it will take 10 years to build, approximately 25 people will die in its construction and the ecoysytem of the Gulf will be destroyed for 50 years and may never recover"!
Would you like to consider another wish"?
The guy says " well I didn't really think that wish through but I would really like to understand women, you know what makes them laugh or cry and why they say no to sex one day and the next you can't get them off you"! Could you help me understand women?
The genie replied, "no chance do you want two lanes or four"!