The official Victor Meldrew thread...

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According to my family, most of my mates and those I meet, I am a total Victor Meldrew:confused:

So to live up to my title, here are some of the things that have grinned my gears so far today, and it is not even eleven o'clock.

The security guard in Asda, who is about 12 years old, and he continually tries to stop me to tell me stories from his days as an SAS soldier...

My first customer who thinks I gave a [PLEASE DON'T TRY TO BYPASS THE SWEAR FILTER] about his personal problems with his partner...

My hot dog breakfast being nothing but a bap of air and mush from the sausage factory floor...

My mug being filled with coffee to the top, so that there is no room for milk...

The car wash guy, who I have to continually remind to wash the mirrors...

I know I can rectify these, by doing things differently but maybe I like being Victor:D
 
There's already a what annoyed me today thread for all this sort of pish!!!!
 
I know, just thought I'd have a moan like!!
 
archangel said:
The security guard in Asda, who is about 12 years old, and he continually tries to stop me to tell me stories from his days as an SAS soldier...
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That is a potential brand new Viz Comic character right there.
 
Simple fix Victor....

Don't shop in asda..

Don't have customers...

Don't have dogs for breakfast...

Don't fill your coffee mug to the top..

Don't clean your car...



Then come back and moan you're missing all the above
 
Cg_Girl said:
Simple fix Victor....

Don't shop in asda..

Don't have customers...

Don't have dogs for breakfast...

Don't fill your coffee mug to the top..

Don't clean your car...



Then come back and moan you're missing all the above
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But where would the fun be if I give up all the misery.....:D

Going into the afternoon my means have got a little louder....

The free bbq I was invited too had a queue of 35 minutes so I had to go to McDonald's as I only had thirty minutes...

My first telephone call of the afternoon, I was told to go [PLEASE DON'T TRY TO BYPASS THE SWEAR FILTER] myself....

And now sitting patiently at Gatwick waiting for a plane to land....family visiting for holidays so my frown is now turned upside down... :)
 
Worse than that, he's a Looney Toon UKIP supporter.
 
And I though I was the only one .i really miss victor the only real character on t.v

Actually it's a bit like replying to threads on here ,you try as hard as you can to be polite and answer in the correct manner when what you really wanna write is " who gives a flying f***"
 
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