The official "FFS, isn't the world cup over yet?" thread

In the same Vein as @Byker28i
WOMAN'S DIARY

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely.

I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late
meeting him, thought it might be that.

The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere
quieter to talk.

He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went
somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and
didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying, I just knew that something was wrong.

He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in, He
hesitated but followed.

I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned
the television on.

After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to
bed, I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply, He
just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile.

He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.

I cried myself to sleep - I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's found someone else.

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MAN'S DIARY:

My team lost.
I still got a shag though.
 
Sorry, ive polished off all of the Kinder, and am now waaay too uncomfortable to do any dancing. Maybe later :cool:
 
Hope you lot are on form tonight, had a stressful day and need someone to take it out on :bat::p
 
Cg_Girl said:
2 prime suspects above....Aka ninja nick & crunchy Chris :D
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Well he would be if he was well battered :LOL:

as for Ninja Nick I think he hides at night ;)
 
Gremlin said:


Well he would be if he was well battered :LOL:

as for Ninja Nick I think he hides at night ;)
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You're right ninja has one of those wifey things.... Woohoo in that case he won't know what's hit him come morning :D

As for crunchy Chris.... I reckon he'll say he's always battered ... By us :D


Sent from Button Moon.....
 
Cg_Girl said:
You're right ninja has one of those wifey things.... Woohoo in that case he won't know what's hit him come morning :D

As for crunchy Chris.... I reckon he'll say he's always battered ... By us :D
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Awww poor downtrodden ninja, makes glad to be single :D
As for @Cobra (crunchy chris) .................................in his dreams ;)
 
It's cos we get a kick out your silly posts :p
 
Nikon_Nick said:
Lol fair enough :D
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Will you leave the damn fairy out of it, it's not that time of year yet, stuff her back in attic with the rest of the decorations :rolleyes:
 
No where near as bad as cricket but nice idea for a thread!
 
No packing any fairies away thank you, i am still trying to train them to do my cleaning and ironing:D
 
Cg_Girl said:
No packing any fairies away thank you, i am still trying to train them to do my cleaning and ironing:D
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Oooh make it more challenging train @BRASH to do it ;)(y)
 
Is that wishful thinking
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What's the betting he comes back with another big cheesy grin at that!;)
 
Cg_Girl said:
Oooh now there's a thought! i shall ping his braces if he gives me any cheek too:bat:
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You could tell him you've entered him for the IRON MAN competition ;)

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Nikon_Nick said:
Seems like I already have. Didn't have to nudge you or anything! You must be a light sleeper.
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LOL!:D.... i don't plan on being tonight though after the kitten waking me up at 5am this morning:mad:
 
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