The oddest forum on the net???

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I'll bet not too many people know that Doris Day was born in Kenya, and is Obama's REAL mother. She also once had sex with Bill Clinton.

You can learn so many such facts by listening to talk radio here in Wacko, Texas. Unfortunately, the liberal media just won't report the REAL news.

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yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

That bit cracked me up :lol:
 
Pepi, what exactly were you looking for when you found this? :shrug:

....you seriously need to get out more! :lol::lol::lol:

Heather
 
I was looking for the date dorris day died. I said she was dead my bro said she was still kicking he was right i was wrong. :D

But im so glad i did find it. Im going to join and tell them there is a secret sect living in TP towers :lol:
 
Some of the things on that website sicken me, so much hatred in one place :shake:
 
robhooley167 said:
Some of the things on that website sicken me, so much hatred in one place :shake:
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At first i thought it was a joke but when you read all of it they realy mean it.
Like i said has to be the oddest forum of the net. The yanks realy do like to take things to the extreme :cuckoo:
 
pepi1967 said:
Oh thank god for that :lol:
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blasphemy Brother pepi, go smite thyself with the branches of a thousand blackberry bushes and then come back and we'll decide your punishment ;)
 
dod said:
blasphemy Brother pepi, go smite thyself with the branches of a thousand blackberry bushes and then come back and we'll decide your punishment ;)
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That's the last you'll hear from him for a while, giving him ideas like that :)
 
Lolzzzzz

come on it only takes reading one or two threads to realise that was all fake. Jst look at the taglines of the members
 
The only thing Odd about that place is there are no classifieds :thinking: Im gonna join up anyhow, I got a good Avatar and username ready for them :lol: Must admit reading through the christian Singles threads made me smile :D

Looks like they got the Scotts weighed up. I call upon ye Brothers and Sisters of TP. Tis time to seek revenge on these Dumb F...s!!
 
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Just dont ban me from thy house of jaffa for jaffa is the path. thy full gut popeth :D
 
I cannot believe that people honestly talk like that in this day and age.

I'm assuming that there must be some caveat that makes using the internet not some kind of satanic activity? :lol:
 
This might get into the top ten :lol: True case studies, scroll down the first page to see a list of things that have :thinking: Got stuck :gag:
 
some of the replys above seem to indicate some people think that forum is serious
 
joescrivens said:
Lolzzzzz

come on it only takes reading one or two threads to realise that was all fake. Jst look at the taglines of the members
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I thought it was only Smarties that had the answer until I met Joescrivens :lol:
 
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joescrivens said:
some of the replys above seem to indicate some people think that forum is serious
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Im sure some peeps dont read the whole thread just the op then post their own reply :D
 
joescrivens said:
some of the replys above seem to indicate some people think that forum is serious
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And some of the replies you come out with Joe make me believe you think we are :shake:
 
u8myufo said:
This might get into the top ten :lol: True case studies, scroll down the first page to see a list of things that have :thinking: Got stuck :gag:
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Sometimes i worry about you but sometimes i worry ALOT :D
 
joescrivens said:
aye but you don't need to read this thread to work out that forum was fake :thinking:
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Poes law :whistling:

Tbh until it was pointed out i did think it was a serious forum.
 
No wonder they go around shooting each other. I imagine a forum like that would be a magnet for a good troll. Where's the Kadaitcha man when you want him.:)
 
I did think it was serious when i saw it, there are a lot of misguided people out there, just look at the Westboro baptist church... So is it too hard to imagine that there may be multiple groups like this?
 
Tigger.ufo said:
Pepi, what exactly were you looking for when you found this? :shrug:

....you seriously need to get out more! :lol::lol::lol:

Heather
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My thoughts also
 
dod said:
blasphemy Brother pepi, go smite thyself with the branches of a thousand blackberry bushes and then come back and we'll decide your punishment ;)
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You sure that's not real.....








:-D
 
u8myufo said:
Looks like they got the Scotts weighed up. I call upon ye Brothers and Sisters of TP. Tis time to seek revenge on these Dumb F...s!!
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An Englishman decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. For his first chapter he decided to write about British churches so he bought a train ticket and took a trip to London, thinking that he would work his way up the country from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church, taking photographs, when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read,

"£ 20,000 per call!"

The Englishman, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and for £20,000 you could talk to God. The Englishman thanked the priest and went on his way. His next stop was in Northampton.



There, at a very large church, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he had seen in London so he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £20,000 he could talk to God. "Thank you," said the Englishman. He then travelled to Coventry, Birmingham, Liverpool, Manchester, Blackpool, Lancaster and Carlisle. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "£20,000 per call" sign under it.

The Englishman, upon realising how close he was to the Scottish border, decided to see if the Scots had the same phone. He crossed the border and came to a small town called Gretna, and again, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read, "20 pence per call".

The Englishman was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I have travelled all over England and I have seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told it is a direct line to heaven, but in every one the price was £20,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"

The priest smiled and answered, "Well laddie, you're in Scotland now, it's a local call."
 
:D:clap:
 
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