The most bizarre trade - ever!

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Yesterday I covered my first event for the British Equestrian Federation which was the annual stallion show with about 60 of the top UK stallions in attendance.

Today I was contacted by the owner of a stallion called Master who is apparently rated seventh in the world and a big name in the dressage breeding industry. His owner is an Olympic rider and to cut a very long story short I am trading some shots from yesterday and a portrait shoot (for studbooks etc) in exchange for......













....wait for it....



















....semen! :lol: :lol:

Jan has looked at this horse in the past to cover our mare but as it is a top stallion the prices are astronomical so she is very happy at the thought of our horse being inseminated by a world class stallion. When I suggested it to the owner I didn't think for a moment that they would entertain it but they want some new shots of the stallion and some of his progeny and I was in the right place at the right time!
 
What a trade! Horse impregnation is MASSIVE business!
 
Nice. :D

Hope you washed your hands after you shook on it. ;)
 
Haha well thats definitely one way to get what you need! :p
 
what a lucky mare you have!! make sure she knows she is meant to be greatful :p
 
When I suggested it to the owner
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Blimey that must have took some sp*** :lol::lol: ... I'll get me coat :suspect:

Gary
 
I'm still trying to work out what a bunch of sailors have to do with your horse.. :shrug:
 
Are you getting it can'd or on draught ?
 
Hacker said:
in exchange for......
....wait for it....
....semen! :lol: :lol:
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I think he is a w8nk'r for suggesting such a trade who wants a load of sailors anyway :shrug:

Sorry :coat: :D
 
cool,
you shoot for him................he shoots for you.:lol:

Dean:)
 
could come to a sticky end this post!!!!
 
Mmmm...this post is getting me glued to the chair!!!!!
 
you should take a beaker with some milk in, then when you collect the real thing do a quick swap and drink the milk in front of him, licking your lips and say thanks :D
 
Are you getting a deposit up front or does it come in instalments??

:coat:
 
:lol: ... Classic ... :D


Easy go ... :suspect: ... easy come ... :shrug:



Great deal Colin ... :thumbs:




:p
 
I hope your horse appreciates your efforts!

I can see us having a TP Horse Syndicate!!
 
Do you have to supply the horse porn to get the stallion in the mood
 
We have a mare as well - if there's any left over;)
 
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