The Llama Bistro

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To start, here's what Bob says about llama:

Eat 'Em

Llama - the other dark meat. After you get done ridin' your llama, be sure to head on over to Bob's butchering center. As guests of Jersey Bob's Llama Ranch™, you'll be able to tour the entire slaughtering area. First, you'll want to check out the kill floor. You can watch Bob's employees stun, skin, and de-bone entire herds of llamas. Of course, the llamas feel no pain thanks to Bob's hi-tech machinery.

From:
http://www.krug.org/bob/eat.html

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A lot of people ask what herbs and spices to use when cooking llama, and well they might!
Garlic and rosemary are probably best for roast llama.

Post your favourite recipes here.
 
Table for two please :-)
 
A couple of tasty alternatives and freshly shot yesterday afternoon. (the photos, that is) ;)

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Ah! Spring llama.
 
Not sure what to say about this one but I think its time to sit back, pull up a napkin & see what's on the menu :naughty:
 
Not sure what to say about this one but I think its time to sit back, pull up a napkin & see what's on the menu :naughty:

You!.... Did nobody inform you that you're the 2nd special ;)
 
We serve excellent wines and ales.
Tea, coffee and liquers are served in the lounge where you may also partake of the witty banter.
 
Not sure why you would want to eat a toy that looks like a pig. :oops: :$
I am more concerned that someone will use me to light the fire ;)

you may be a toy in Tp land, but really your are a real life tasty piggy :D
 
Turkey basting!
It's almost Thanksgiving...
 
Bet it tastes like chicken
Apparently my kin taste somewhere between lamb and beef...

So rosemary would appear to be in order. Good, it's my favourite herb.... until now. :(
 
Ok guys found a few suitable recipes (don't ask ;))

For starters I reckon a nice little Fried Hamster

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Or a light Cobra Salad

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A choice of Baked Llama

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or Piggin Face in Cabbage

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Desert anyone ?

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Oh and if at @Llamaman wants revenge he could make this for us

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Thought I would have sounded delicious but I think there must be better cuts than my face.
Come on its lunch time, make me want to be a cannibal. :p
 
Simple. Bacon sarnie.
 
Turkey basting!
Live like you wanna live, no ones's gonna knock it ;)


@Gremlin LOL if you are gonna PS in the word hamster for guinea pig at least be consistent, though out ;)
Besides they come from Syria.
Although they appear to be Cretins :D
Hamsters are rodents belonging to the Cricetinae subfamily

I did laugh at the dessert though :D
 
Live like you wanna live, no ones's gonna knock it ;)


@Gremlin LOL if you are gonna PS in the word hamster for guinea pig at least be consistent, though out ;)
Besides they come from Syria.
Although they appear to be Cretins :D
Hamsters are rodents belonging to the Cricetinae subfamily

I did laugh at the dessert though :D

It's a joke Chris ;):p, but don't tell the hamster o_O
CBA to go right through it, forgot I had those recipe cards till I was doing a clear out
knew they would come in handy, off to find a decent pork on,
 
I did kinda guess that, but I though you of all people would have at least been accurate :p

Come on, you of all people should know I never get anything right :p
 
LOL if you are gonna PS in the word hamster for guinea pig at least be consistent, though out ;)
Besides they come from Syria.
Although they appear to be Cretins :D
Hamsters are rodents belonging to the Cricetinae subfamily

They're big time survivors as well, which may be why they were chosen to power this site in all conditions! (y) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-34222429
 
Come on, you of all people should know I never get anything right :p
You know what I'm gonna say next don't you?



Fair point ..... :D
 
You know what I'm gonna say next don't you?



Fair point ..... :D

PMSL, I'll buy you a new Sarcasm Phrase Book for Christmas (y):p
 
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