The iBreast

[Slovensky]

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that
can store and play music in women's breast implants.


The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.


This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them .

 

[nuffink]

 

[Jonnyreb]

pmsl - nice one

 

[johnb]

How do you change stations & which is the volume control

JohnB

 

[mrgubby]

How do you change stations & which is the volume control

JohnB

and it's going to be a problem to get the earplugs in...............







unless it's a cold day and a very large lady

 

[Phil T]

All sounds a bit too fiddly for me......

 

[Cobra]

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them .

PMSL

 

[2blue4u]

I'm not going to enquire about the power socket.....

 

[Marcel]

Or how to select tracks

Needless to say I want one

 

[photostar_1]

 

[moomike]

 

[Gilly B]

How predictable are you guys?

 

[Forbiddenbiker]

Will they have it self charging the batteries when you run?

 

[mrgubby]

How predictable are you guys?

I thought we were behaving , nobody has said anything about capacity or hard-disk :shrug:

 

[Janice]

I thought we were behaving , nobody has said anything about capacity or hard-disk :shrug:

or what happens when you put it on 'shuffle'!!

 

[dougdarter]

You'd get great volume from a 44D

 

[Dino f]

£499 you can listen to a bunch of t*ts on national radio for free

 

[Janice]

£499 you can listen to a bunch of t*ts on national radio for free

 

[Celestia]

Is underwiring required for better FM reception?

 

[Sherlock_Holmes]

Do you have to have 2 for stereo

 

[mrgubby]

Do you have to have 2 for stereo

now wouldn't surround sound be fun

 

[kissfoto]

Were would you plug your earfones in.

 

[busterboy]

now wouldn't surround sound be fun

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