The great TP tips thread

Convince neighbours you have a new gravel drive by gluing rice crispies onto your car tyres before reversing out onto the road.
 
Boil an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph.

After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan.
 
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