The great mystery thread

Here is my deep thought mystery of the day...... We are we all about, Why are we here and what put us here.....?:confused:

What was the point in placing us as beings on a rock to let us breed, create emotional bonds and then die to great emotional loss of those we leave behind?

Surely there must be some sort of logical reasoning behind all this........PS I am neither religious nor non religious (figure that one out :D )
 
Although I believe that if one person has a thought, there are others out there that will share it ... mine are just too far out to share here :vulcan:
I'll just say, I don't believe we were "placed here" ;)
 
Why is it that my wife can find something in the same cupboard that I've just spent 10 minutes looking for?
 
andy0306 said:
Why is it that my wife can find something in the same cupboard that I've just spent 10 minutes looking for?
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Why is it since my wife left I can find everything?
:D
 
Except spare cash and everything else she got in the settlement!
 
archangel said:
Here is my deep thought mystery of the day...... We are we all about, Why are we here and what put us here.....?:confused:

What was the point in placing us as beings on a rock to let us breed, create emotional bonds and then die to great emotional loss of those we leave behind?

Surely there must be some sort of logical reasoning behind all this........PS I am neither religious nor non religious (figure that one out :D )
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That is an easy one; 42



Which was first; the chicken or the egg?
 
Why women can't have their purse out and card/cash ready by the time they get to the till........:mad:
 
Didn't you know that the word fiancée was shortened from fiNancée? :P

But yes, why is their purse always at the very bottom of their bag? Even when they only just had it out to pay, it's right at he bottom again when they need to get their loyalty card out and again when they want to put their change in it...
 
Cobra said:
Why is it since my wife left I can find everything?
:D
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Whenever I find something I've 'misplaced', I've usually put it 'under' something of hers. She just looks at me like I'm stupid for not looking there sooner. :mad:
 
Phil V said:
Whenever I find something I've 'misplaced', I've usually put it 'under' something of hers. She just looks at me like I'm stupid for not looking there sooner. :mad:
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Sounds about right :D
 
Why do we (mostly) wear underwear? Nobody can see them under clothes, so why the need to cover up when we're already covered up by something else?
 
Why do we (mostly) wear underwear? Nobody can see them under clothes, so why the need to cover up when we're already covered up by something else?
 
Why do people who buys a camera/camera phone believe that they suddenly evolve into a photographer and can do weddings, birthdays and events.......Just saying;)
 
archangel said:
Why do people who buys a camera/camera phone believe that they suddenly evolve into a photographer and can do weddings, birthdays and events.......Just saying;)
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..cos their Mums like their photos, so they must be proffeshonul innit?
 
Alan Clogwyn said:
Why do we (mostly) wear underwear? Nobody can see them under clothes, so why the need to cover up when we're already covered up by something else?
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Because otherwise my socks fall out of the bottom of my trouser legs.
 
Why is there always a pile of mail on the front door mat when you're struggling through the door with 8 bags of shopping. :banghead:
 
Alan Clogwyn said:
Why do we (mostly) wear underwear? Nobody can see them under clothes, so why the need to cover up when we're already covered up by something else?
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Because washing skidmarks off your shreddies is more convenient than having to do your trousers everyday. duh. ;)
 
Why does the handrail move slower than the escalator ?
 
Cobra said:
Because if it didn't you'd have nothing to post about on TP?
:D
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This is true :)

If it's zero degrees C today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how are you meant to know how cold it's going to be?
 
-9 C
 
But 0°C = about 273K. 273/2=136.5 so shouldn't it be -136.5°C? Definitely 2 sets of thermals and a decent pair of gloves anyway!
 
Nod said:
But 0°C = about 273K. 273/2=136.5 so shouldn't it be -136.5°C? Definitely 2 sets of thermals and a decent pair of gloves anyway!
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I think that someone is getting their absolute zero's in a twist ;)

0oC = 32oF ie the point that water freezes.

Life stops at absolute zero.
zero kelvin, or minus 459.67 degrees Fahrenheit (minus 273.15 degrees Celsius),
 
But if twice as cold = half as hot, I stand by my figure (to within a degree or so on the Centigrade scale!)

And Fahrenheit isn't a "correct" measurement scale in the SI system.
 
Nod said:
But if twice as cold = half as hot, I stand by my figure (to within a degree or so on the Centigrade scale!)
And Fahrenheit isn't a "correct" measurement scale in the SI system.
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All I was saying was
0oC is 32oF and no where near as cold as you thought it was :p


Nod said:
But 0°C = about 273K.
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Whether it's 0°C or F or even (especially!) 0K, I'm not going to be out in it in my scanties!!! (Well, maybe for a monkey bet!)
 
Cobra said:
I think that someone is getting their absolute zero's in a twist ;)

0oC = 32oF ie the point that water freezes.

Life stops at absolute zero.
zero kelvin, or minus 459.67 degrees Fahrenheit (minus 273.15 degrees Celsius),
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That does sound a bit Japanese!!! :eek:
 
Nod said:
Whether it's 0°C or F or even (especially!) 0K, I'm not going to be out in it in my scanties!!! (Well, maybe for a monkey bet!)
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I think you might need more than one pair of socks then... :p
 
Whilst on the subject of temperature...Why is it when I have scraped the ice of my windscreen and it's -1C, there's always someone in town standing nonchalantly (usually a young man) wearing only a t-shirt on their upper half?

No sense no feeling or am I just a cissy with me coat on?
 
Cartus said:
Whilst on the subject of temperature...Why is it when I have scraped the ice of my windscreen and it's -1C, there's always someone in town standing nonchalantly (usually a young man) wearing only a t-shirt on their upper half?

No sense no feeling or am I just a cissy with me coat on?
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I think he lives near me, he also wears shorts too :D
 
You're a "soft Southern nancy", Tim. The chap in the T-shirt and shorts is either a postie or a Geordie. (Mind you, our postie is now in a jacket. Still shorts but jacketed too.)
 
Or maybe the bloke in the T-shirt is me. I wouldn't say I'm hard or anything, but I find that - so long as it's not damp or windy - the cold just doesn't bother me as much as it seems to bother other people. When I used to have a proper job and commute into London, there would be 300 people on the platform at the station and 299 of then would be wearing coats. No idea why.
 
Because if they did it before, you wouldn't take 'em out to dinner.
 
A medical question... If you pull a hair on your backside, your eyes water, does this mean the hair travels all the way up inside you to your eyes?
 
Why is it that only lazy parents cant see the menace of childrens' scooters in busy areas?
 
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