The 'Friday 'C##p' Joke thread.

[Nikon_Nick]

Had a rubbish morning at work today. Ive had to take my laptop round to the IT team three times already, as each time I click on the start menu, it plays 'Someone like you'...I think it must be because its a Dell...

 

[Cobra]

I thought that Del Shannon did "Runaway"?

 

[viv1969]

I dropped my laptop off the side of a boat the other day.

It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

 

[boogie man]

I saw a chameleon the other day.

It was obviously a s*** chameleon.

 

[SFTPhotography]

I heard your uncle was run over my a gondola in venice...

My gondolances....

 

[SFTPhotography]

You cannot beat an Egg...