The equation for disaster...

[archangel]

One skate board and one tanked up archangel.....and an uneven street= 46 year old heap of human mess on flat of his back....

Waiting patiently for noble prize for science.......

 

[Gremlin]

But where's the pictures to prove it happened ?

 

[Nod]

Lucky it isn't a Darwin award! If you'd been sober (but still foolish enough to think a skateboard is a suitable form of transport for a gentleman of your advancing years!) you'd probably have broken something but being suitably lubricated was enough to relax you so you didn't. Hope the bruises fade soon!

 

[archangel]

But where's the pictures to prove it happened ?

It was hard enough trying to stay upright with out casting my kit.....but my sister did say that of all the moments she wished she had videoed, this was the one......on a good point I managed to do a commando style roll to limit damage to my frail body but in doing so I landed on my 23 year old daughter, who is not impressed with my 16½ muscular frame landing at the back of her legs.....and the added bonus Mrs Archangel is not speaking to me for being so immature and risking life and limb

 

[Gremlin]

It was hard enough trying to stay upright with out casting my kit.....but my sister did say that of all the moments she wished she had videoed, this was the one......on a good point I managed to do a commando style roll to limit damage to my frail body but in doing so I landed on my 23 year old daughter, who is not impressed with my 16½ muscular frame landing at the back of her legs.....and the added bonus Mrs Archangel is not speaking to me for being so immature and risking life and limb

It just get's funnier

My kids still tell everyone about the time I tried to play tennis on a wet lawn after a few glasses of wine, seems I spent most of the time flat out, but at least I hit the ball
apparently over a very high hedge too

 

[nilagin]

...on a good point I managed to do a commando style roll to limit damage to my frail body but in doing so I landed on my 23 year old daughter, who is not impressed with my 16½ muscular frame landing at the back of her legs........

Make your mind up. it can't be both.

 

[archangel]

Make your mind up. it can't be both.

Of course it can be both.....a negative cannot exist without a positive...

 

[vetonbike]

B/day+46xAoverT=pain