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I have discovered The Elixier of Life
Do you want to know what prevents you ever getting ill, keeps you from catching infections or germs? I present to you, the cure of illness and assisting in long life... Tennents Super.
What's that I hear you say? That's a tramps drink? How can a very strong beer be the answer to health and long life? Well let me explain some facts.
1. Yes tramps do drink it, but have you ever stopped to wonder how they can reach the age of 90 while surviving against the elements and are exposed daily to germs, bacteria and infection that would kill off the average person?
2. I started drinking it in 2002 and I have NEVER come down with any illnesses, colds or flu's, including swine flu even when my family went down with swine flu I stayed with them the whole time breathing in their contagious breath.
3. I stopped drinking Tennents a year and a half ago due to high price rises, £8 for 4 cans now, and guess what? In the last year and a half I have been catching every illness, cold and flu nature has thrown at me.
3. It defies science. If you put a half opened can of tennents in the fridge and return the following evening, the can is still fizzy as if you just opened it. Science says that by the loss of pressurization, the carbonated fizz should go flat between 3-5 hours... but Tennents doesn't after 24 hours.
So there you go, the answer has been found, but because homeless people are the only ones drinking it, nobody else has stopped to notice its life preserving properties.
Do you want to know what prevents you ever getting ill, keeps you from catching infections or germs? I present to you, the cure of illness and assisting in long life... Tennents Super.
What's that I hear you say? That's a tramps drink? How can a very strong beer be the answer to health and long life? Well let me explain some facts.
1. Yes tramps do drink it, but have you ever stopped to wonder how they can reach the age of 90 while surviving against the elements and are exposed daily to germs, bacteria and infection that would kill off the average person?
2. I started drinking it in 2002 and I have NEVER come down with any illnesses, colds or flu's, including swine flu even when my family went down with swine flu I stayed with them the whole time breathing in their contagious breath.
3. I stopped drinking Tennents a year and a half ago due to high price rises, £8 for 4 cans now, and guess what? In the last year and a half I have been catching every illness, cold and flu nature has thrown at me.
3. It defies science. If you put a half opened can of tennents in the fridge and return the following evening, the can is still fizzy as if you just opened it. Science says that by the loss of pressurization, the carbonated fizz should go flat between 3-5 hours... but Tennents doesn't after 24 hours.
So there you go, the answer has been found, but because homeless people are the only ones drinking it, nobody else has stopped to notice its life preserving properties.
