The day he asked for a raise! :)

[Chillimonster]

The Day the Penis asked for a raise!

I hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons.

• I do physical labour.
• I work at great depths.
• I don’t get public holidays or weekends off.
• I work in a damp environment.
• I work in a dark environment that has no ventilation.
• I work in high temperatures.
• My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

I await your response,

Sincerely

P. Niss

The reply……

Dear Mr P. Niss

After considering your request and the arguments you put forward, I will have to refuse your request for the following reasons.

• You do not work for 8 hours straight.
• You fall aslepp after brief work periods.
• You don’t take initiative.
• You need to be pressured and stimulated into starting work.
• You leave the workplace messy at the end of your shift.
• You don’t always observe the necessary safety regulations such as the wearing of protective clothing.
• You refuse to work double shifts.
• And if that was not enough, you always enter the workplace carrying two suspicious bags!

Yours Sincerely

V. Gina (Mrs)

 

[Matt Sayle]

 

[altyfc]

Very good...

 

[Jagang]

 

[foodpoison]

I read that whole thing without reading the "The day the penis asked for a raise"
and completely didn't get it
now that I HAVE read it,

 

[sammi]

LOL....thats funny

 

[Just Dave]

the old ones are always funny