The Damned awful pun thread!

[Nod]

(Pan) Piper At The Gates Of Dawn...

 

[Cobra]

Ommadawn ( Mike Oldfield)

 

[Mr Badger]

Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Oak Tree (a song by Dawn).

 

[Nod]

Wooden Tit Be Luverly...

 

[ancient_mariner]

Nice and sleazy does it.

 

[nilagin]

No more Mr Nice Guy

 

[ancient_mariner]

No more the fool.

 

[Mag1cp2x]

What kind of fool am I

 

[Cobra]

Fool if you think its over

 

[Nod]

Somewhere Over The Mountain.

 

[Cobra]

Somewhere over the rainbow

 

[Nod]

I Can Sing A Rainbow...

 

[Cobra]

I'd like to teach the world to sing

 

[nilagin]

A lesson learned (Limp Bizkit)

 

[Cobra]

Schools out!

 

[Mag1cp2x]

We don’t need no education

 

[ancient_mariner]

The Teacher (JT)

 

[Mr Badger]

Flowers are red (a song that all teachers should be made to listen too at least twice during their training)

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cVpkzZpDBA

 

[nilagin]

Lavender (Marillion)

 

[Cobra]

Flowers in the rain ( the move. )

Coincidentally the first ever song played on radio 1

 

[Nod]

If You're Going To San Francisco Be Sure To Wear Flowers In Your Hair...

 

[ancient_mariner]

Bridge over troubled water. (may be a little subtle)

 

[nilagin]

London Bridge is Falling Down

 

[ancient_mariner]

Bridge to better days (JBonamassa)

 

[nilagin]

If today was your last day (Nickelback)

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Yesterday

 

[ancient_mariner]

Yesterday today and tomorrow (Vicki Beeching)

 

[nilagin]

Too much time on my hands (Styx)

 

[ancient_mariner]

You need hands

 

[Nod]

No-one Is Innocent (Sex Pistols, including Ronnie Biggs.)

ETA... Oops! Failed to remember correctly - it was McLaren who covered You Need Hands, not Ronnie B..

 

[Cobra]

No-one Is Innocent

An innocent man (Billy Joel)

 

[nilagin]

The Wild, the Willing and the Innocent (UFO)

 

[Nod]

Cig'rettes'n'Whiskey'n'Wild, Wild Women!

 

[Cobra]

Born to be wild

 

[nilagin]

Born to run

 

[Cobra]

Runaway ( Del Shannon)

 

[ancient_mariner]

Tracking down a runaway (bad company)

 

[Nod]

Leaving On A Jet Plane. (I wish!!!)

 

[Cobra]

This flight tonight ( Nazareth )

 

[Nod]

I've Been A Bad Bad Boy!