The Damned awful pun thread!

[Cobra]

There's nobody home

 

[Nod]

Is There Anybody Out There?

 

[Cobra]

Wish you were here?

 

[Nod]

NO! (Meghan Trainor)

 

[Cobra]

Lost for words ( PF still)

 

[Nod]

Sorry, I was having One Of My Turns...

 

[Cobra]

Sorry, I was having One Of My Turns...

Brain damage

Sorry

 

[nilagin]

Crazy

You better believe it.

Lost for words ( PF still)

Keep Talking (Still PF)

 

[nilagin]

Brain salad surgery

 

[Cobra]

comfortably numb

 

[Nod]

Blissed out on Grantchester Meadows?

 

[Cobra]

One man went to Mow ....

 

[nilagin]

Let it grow

 

[Cobra]

Green grow the rushes O

 

[nilagin]

I can hear the grass grow

 

[kennethwfd]

I Talk to the Trees

 

[Cobra]

Whispering grass

 

[nilagin]

Careless whisper

 

[ancient_mariner]

Never trust a fool (Johnny Winter)

 

[nilagin]

Won't get fooled again

 

[ancient_mariner]

Substitute

 

[nilagin]

Erase / Replace (Foo Fighters)

 

[Mr Badger]

Substitute

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Changes

 

[nilagin]

Not the same anymore

 

[Cobra]

Not the same anymore

Its a wild world

 

[Mr Badger]

If You Go Down To The Woods Today (you'll probably get arrested!).

 

[Nod]

I Fought The Law...

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting

 

[Nod]

Come On, Everybody!

 

[Cobra]

Come on Eileen

 

[Mr Badger]

Same Old Song

 

[Cobra]

Song sung blue

 

[Nod]

Crabsody In Blue...

 

[Cobra]

Blue velvet

 

[nilagin]

Black Velvet

 

[Cobra]

Any colour you like ( PF)

 

[Nod]

White Room.

 

[nilagin]

You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Get into that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans