The Damned awful pun thread!

[nilagin]

Blood stream
Another I'm embarrassed that I know that )

I had to google it, as soon as I saw Ed Sheeran, I had to agree, you certainly should be embarrassed.

Islands in the Stream

 

[Cobra]

I had to agree, you certainly should be embarrassed.

You have no idea how much

Islands in the Stream

Moon river

 

[nilagin]

You have no idea how much


Moon river

Bark at the moon (At least the 3rd time I have used that one)

 

[Cobra]

Bark at the moon (At least the 3rd time I have used that one)

Your turn to be embarresed

Ware wolves of London

 

[nilagin]

London's calling

 

[Cobra]

Calling occupants of interplanetary craft

 

[nilagin]

Have you seen the stars tonite (Jefferson Starship)

 

[Cobra]

The rise and fall if Ziggy Stardust

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Please help me I’m falling

 

[Nod]

Please Please me.

 

[nilagin]

Orgasmatron

 

[kennethwfd]

Mr Softee (Kid Creole)

 

[nilagin]

Kids in America

 

[ancient_mariner]

The Star Spangled Banner (J Hendrix version )

 

[kennethwfd]

My country, 'tis of thee

 

[nilagin]

In the country (Cliff Richard and the Shadows)

 

[ancient_mariner]

FBI

 

[nilagin]

Watching the Detectives

 

[ancient_mariner]

We are detective

Watching the Detectives

Back in the day we used to sing that as "she's mentally defective".

 

[Mr Badger]

Somebody's Watching Me (Rockwell)

 

[nilagin]

All along the Watchtower

 

[Mag1cp2x]

If I were a tower of strength

 

[nilagin]

Harder better faster stronger

 

[kennethwfd]

Sounding Brass (Flanders & Swann)

 

[ancient_mariner]

Brass in pocket

 

[kennethwfd]

Catch a falling star

 

[nilagin]

Hammer to fall

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Lucky strike

 

[Nod]

I Should Be So Lucky.

 

[nilagin]

Should have known better

 

[Mr Badger]

The Older I Get, The Better I Was.

 

[Nod]

Killed By Death!

 

[nilagin]

Who wants to live forever

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Who are you

 

[Cobra]

I am the urban spaceman

 

[nilagin]

I am what I am.

 

[Cobra]

Crazy

 

[Nod]

Mad World.

 

[Cobra]

Good bye cruel world

 

[Nod]

Don't Leave Me Now!