The Damned awful pun thread!

[Cobra]

Boom bang a bang
( real blast from the past )

 

[kennethwfd]

Wonderful Noises (Bill Oddie ISIRTA)

 

[nilagin]

Beautiful Noise (Neil Diamond)

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Wouldn’t it be loverly ?

 

[Nod]

Wouldn't It Be Nice To Get On With The Neighbours?

 

[Cobra]

Living next door to ( who the f*** is) Alice

 

[Nod]

Living After Midnight.

 

[nilagin]

Midnight at the lost and found.

 

[Mr Badger]

Lost In France

 

[Cobra]

I can't stand losing you

 

[nilagin]

Une Nuit A Paris ( One night in Paris - 10cc)

 

[Cobra]

Une Nuit A Paris ( One night in Paris - 10cc)

Paris?, to damned slow

 

[Nod]

Slow Hand.

 

[Mr Badger]

Paris?, to damned slow

Escargot, Escargot...

Oh, no, sorry, that was Chicago, wasn't it?!

 

[Cobra]

Escargot, Escargot...

I am snailing I am Snailing ...

 

[nilagin]

Paris?, to damned slow

Not really, he was still lost in France, where you couldn't stand losing him.

 

[Cobra]

Not really, he was still lost in France, where you couldn't stand losing him.

Very very very very tenuous

 

[nilagin]

I am snailing I am Snailing ...

Magic Roundabout ( Tenuous link Brian the snail)

 

[Mr Badger]

Magic Roundabout (The Jasper Carrott version )

 

[Cobra]

Magic Roundabout ( Tenuous link Brian the snail)

Makes more sense than most of yours

Magic Roundabout (Jasper Carrott)

Puff the magic dragon
( again)

 

[Nod]

Ram Jam Black Betty... (If you know the Magic Roundabout sketch, you'll see the link!)

 

[Cobra]

Ram Jam Black Betty... (If you know the Magic Roundabout sketch, you'll see the link!)

We've moved on Nod

 

[Nod]

Too slow by a second!

 

[Cobra]

Too slow by a second!

Time goes by so slowly ...

 

[Nod]

But slime flies when you're abusing yourself!

 

[Nod]

Time. (PF)

 

[Mr Badger]

Time Flies By When I'm The Driver of a Train!

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-hQ6-biWoo

 

[Nod]

Crazy Train.

 

[Cobra]

Still crazy after all these years

 

[Nod]

Still crazy after all these years

At last! He admits it!!!

Golden Years.

 

[Cobra]

At last! He admits it!!!

Its no big secret

Golden Years.

Silence is golden

 

[Mr Badger]

Golden Brown

 

[nilagin]

The drugs don't work.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Down under

 

[nilagin]

Australia (Manic Street Preachers)

 

[kennethwfd]

Tie me kangaroo down, sport

 

[ancient_mariner]

JUMP!

 

[nilagin]

Jump to the beat.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Beat it.

 

[Mag1cp2x]

The beat goes on