The Damned awful pun thread!

[Bobsyeruncle]

I get knocked down

 

[Cobra]

Knock knock knocking on heavens door

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I hear you knocking ...

 

[Cobra]

Knock 3 times ( on the ceiling if you want it me )

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

3 times a lady

 

[nilagin]

Beyond the great divide

 

[Cobra]

Beyond the great divide

Still playing your own game then I see

'Great Gate of Kiev' Mussorgsky ( or ELP)

 

[nilagin]

Still playing your own game then I see

'Great Gate of Kiev' Mussorgsky ( or ELP)

What's the opposite of times (multiply)?

The great gig in the sky.

 

[Cobra]

What's the opposite of times (multiply)?

Very obscure at worst, tenuous at best,

The great gig in the sky.

The great pretender

 

[nilagin]

Fake your death

 

[Cobra]

Great Gate of Kiev (again)
(death is life)

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGrKprdlk3w

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Life is just a bowl of cherries [emoji523]

 

[Cobra]

My Cherie Amour

 

[Nod]

Love Me, Love My Dog.

 

[nilagin]

Cherry Baby

 

[Box Brownie]

Baby face

 

[nilagin]

Eyes without a face.

 

[Cobra]

I only have eyes for you

 

[kennethwfd]

Ma, he's making eyes at me

 

[Nod]

Bright Eyes.

 

[Mr Badger]

The night has a thousand eyes

 

[Cobra]

Starry starry night

 

[Mr Badger]

I'm Gonna Make You A Star

 

[nilagin]

Promises in the Dark

 

[ancient_mariner]

Dancing in the dark (AFL)

 

[nilagin]

Dancing in the moonlight

 

[Mr Badger]

Moondance

 

[kennethwfd]

Moon River

 

[Mr Badger]

Somewhere Down The Crazy River

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KP9PNSUME4

 

[Cobra]

Crazy
Patsy Cline

 

[nilagin]

Mad World

 

[Cobra]

I'd like to teach the world to sing

 

[Mr Badger]

Sing Something Simple

 

[nilagin]

Simple Man

 

[Mag1cp2x]

You lay so easy on my mind

 

[nilagin]

When the heart rules the mind.

 

[Cobra]

If I ruled the world

 

[nilagin]

Armageddon it.

 

[Cobra]

ged it on (Trex)
( )

 

[ancient_mariner]

Bang a gong.