The Damned awful pun thread!

These boots were made for walking
 
Back To Happiness.
 
Happiness. ( Ken Dod)
 
Air on a G-string ( Bach)
For you's that keep trying to put a little class into the mire )
 
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Toccata and fugue in D Minor - JS Bach(Used as Rollerball film theme tune)
 
Abaddon's Bolero
( ELP)
 
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"
Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye etc etc ♪♪

( we didn't start the fire)
 
Song For Whoever.
 
Sweet talking guy
 
Ballroom Blitz!
 
Let's Dance.
 
Actually, let's not! I propose that we just get so pished that our drunken staggering gets mistaken for dancing...
 
Night Boat To Cairo.
 
Down down deeper and down (I'd say that's where this thread was heading, but it's been rock bottom since post 1 :banana:)
 
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