The Damned awful pun thread!

[Nod]

Brown Adrenaline. (New Sneakers!)

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Golden Brown

 

[Cobra]

Brown sugar

 

[Nod]

Sugar Sugar.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Milk and alcohol

 

[Nod]

Cigrettes'n'Whiskey'n'Wil'Wil'Women.

 

[nilagin]

Planet of women.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Aliens

 

[nilagin]

Surfing with the alien.

 

[hunnymonster]

Surfin' USA

 

[Cobra]

American tune ( S&G)

 

[kennethwfd]

Slightly out of tune (Desafinaldo)

 

[Mr Badger]

Never Tell Your Mother She's Out Of Tune.

I think that just about everyone has been repeated at least once …

Wanna bet?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGoPzOVxjr4

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Does your mother know?

 

[Mr Badger]

Sylvia's Mother

 

[nilagin]

Tie your mother down

 

[Mr Badger]

Tell Mama.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja5chQMyNmg

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Ma, he's making eyes at me...

 

[nilagin]

Makin moves

 

[Mr Badger]

One Night In Bangkok (Chess - moves)

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Night and day

 

[nilagin]

Singing to the night.

 

[Nod]

Singing In The Rain.

 

[kennethwfd]

Raindrops keep falling on my head

 

[Nod]

Please Don't Touch (Headgirl).

 

[nilagin]

Please Don't Touch (Steve Hackett)

View: https://youtu.be/DaQsTXFKFsw

Best played loud with maximum base and treble but comes with a health warning for anyone with a heart condition.

 

[Mr Badger]

Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me (The Goodies)

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me (The Goodies)

I bought that...

 

[Cobra]

I bought that...

Ah so you are the one

Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me (The Goodies)

A touch too much ..

 

[Mr Badger]

Too Much Too Young

 

[Cobra]

The young ones

 

[nilagin]

The old man down the road

 

[Cobra]

Knock knock knocking on heavens door

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I hear you knockin'........again.

 

[Cobra]

Knock 3 times on the ceiling if you want it Me

 

[Nod]

3 Times per A Lady...

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

3 Times per A Lady...

At least you got onto a new page before repeating....

 

[Nod]

No (Green) Onions yet...

 

[Cobra]

The world is just a great big onion

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Tears of a clown