The Damned awful pun thread!

[Cockney]

I'll be your baby tonight.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Tomorrow never knows

 

[hunnymonster]

Take me to tomorrow

 

[nilagin]

I can't wait until tomorrow

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

When tomorrow comes

 

[nilagin]

Future shock

 

[Nod]

Gimme Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment!

 

[Cockney]

Electricity.

 

[hunnymonster]

Free Electric Band

 

[Nod]

Free Nelson Mandela.

 

[nilagin]

I want to break free

 

[hunnymonster]

Free Nelson Mandela.

... With every five gallons of four star

Biko

 

[Mr Badger]

I'll Put A Tiger In Your Tank

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DliRyZmzbH0

 

[nilagin]

Tanks for the memories.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

What's better than a tiger in your tank?





















Lipstick on your dipstick....

 

[Mr Badger]

69 Chevy

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

American pie

 

[kennethwfd]

... With every five gallons of four star

Biko

Free Astrid Proll
No thanks, I've already got one

 

[kennethwfd]

What's better than a tiger in your tank?





















Lipstick on your dipstick....

"Do you sell elongated dipsticks?
Mine won't reach the oil

 

[Deleted member 49428]

I think we need to let this thread reflect the seriousness of the current situation

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNIZofPB8ZM

 

[Cobra]

I think we need to let this thread reflect the seriousness of the current situation

Does this look like a serious thread to you

Even if it was TiC it bears no resemblance Back on target ..

American pie

American trilogy (Elvis)

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

American recordings (Johnny cash)

 

[Cobra]

Johnny remember me

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Don't forget to remember me

 

[Cobra]

I remember the days of the old school yard

 

[hunnymonster]

School's out for summer

 

[Cobra]

Summer nights

 

[hunnymonster]

One of those nights

 

[Cobra]

The one der of you

 

[hunnymonster]

Wonderful baby (Don McLean)

 

[Cobra]

Baby driver ( S&G )

 

[hunnymonster]

Slave Driver (Sir Robert Marley et Al)

 

[Cobra]

Radar Love (I've been driving all night .. )

 

[Nod]

Tainted Love.

 

[hunnymonster]

Alone again or (Love)

 

[nilagin]

Lend your love to me tonight.

 

[Cobra]

Save all your kisses for me

( Another embarrassment )

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Boyz-n-the-hood

 

[Cobra]

Robin the hooded man ( Clanad)

 

[ancient_mariner]

Dinna dinna dinna dinna.......