The Damned awful pun thread!

[Cobra]

HI ho silver lining

 

[Nod]

Nowhere Man.

 

[Cobra]

Nowhere Man.

Eh?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Eh?

Brainfart?

 

[Nod]

HI ho silver lining

"You're everywhere and nowhere, baby."

 

[Nod]

And, weirdly, Hi Ho Silver Lining came on as the next track after Nowhere Man in the car this afternoon.

 

[Cobra]

Brainfart?

That'll make a change

You're everywhere and nowhere, baby.

Tenuous

Nowhere Man.

OK then, Man I feel like a woman

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

"You're everywhere and nowhere, baby."

Now we've got to know the lyrics

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

That'll make a change


Tenuous


OK then, Man I feel like a woman

Just like a woman?

 

[Nod]

No, Like A Virgin!

 

[Cobra]

Now we've got to know the lyrics

Just like a woman?

Softly whispering I love you (Woman I can feel your warm face .... ♪♪)

edit too slow

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Whispering grass....

 

[Cobra]

No, Like A Virgin!

Virginia plain

edit, sorta fits anyway

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Virginia plain

Whispering grass

 

[Nod]

Leaving On A Jet Plane...

 

[Nod]

Careless Whisper.

 

[Cobra]

Careless Whisper.

Softly whispering I love you

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

 

[Cobra]

Bar ... bar..bar
Bar .. Barbara Ann

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Bar ... bar..bar
Bar .. Barbara Ann

 

[nilagin]

Mary ann with the shaky hand

 

[Cobra]

Hands Touching hands ...
( bit risky I know )

 

[Nod]

You Need 'Ands.

 

[Cobra]

When I need you

 

[Nod]

Reach Out (And I'll Be There!!!)

 

[Cobra]

Do ya wanna touch me?

 

[nilagin]

Too young.

 

[Nod]

Jailbait.

 

[hunnymonster]

Jailhouse Rock

 

[Nod]

Rock Around The Clock.

 

[nilagin]

Around the world

 

[Cockney]

Blue moon

 

[Mag1cp2x]

I’m in heaven

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Heaven is a place on earth

 

[hunnymonster]

Heaven knows I'm miserable now

 

[Cockney]

Dry your eyes mate.

 

[nilagin]

You've got a friend in me

 

[ancient_mariner]

With a little help from my friends

 

[Cockney]

Hey Joe!

 

[ancient_mariner]

All along the watchtower