The Damned awful pun thread!

[ancient_mariner]

Walk like an Egyptian

 

[Nod]

Sand Dance.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq7DGvfnr3U

 

[Cobra]

Dance the night away

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Well I woke up one mornin' ...

 

[Nod]

Woke Up This Morning (Nazareth).

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Morning has broken

 

[nilagin]

Wake up and smell the coffee

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Coffee and TV

 

[ancient_mariner]

Woke up this morning and found myself dead.

b****r.

57 channels and nothing on (TV)

 

[Mr Badger]

TV Dinners (ZZ Top)

Shame it was deflected from the mention of coffee, as we could have had this heartrendingly emotive rendition of Cigarettes and Coffee by Otis Redding.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQww3HeL8M4

 

[ancient_mariner]

Sorry for that - That's the trouble with Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers.

 

[Mr Badger]

If The River Was Whiskey

 

[hunnymonster]

Whiskey Basin Blues

 

[Mr Badger]

Leaving Trunk

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNreRLPkbP0

 

[hunnymonster]

Durham Town

View: https://youtu.be/NBdaA8JENzo

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Down town...

 

[hunnymonster]

Same oul' town

View: https://youtu.be/gzRVt0t15S8

 

[Mag1cp2x]

The first cut is the deepest

 

[nilagin]

Cuts like a knife

 

[Nod]

Mack the Knife.

 

[nilagin]

Return of the Mack

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Return of the Jedi

 

[nilagin]

Cool Hand Luke

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Cool for cats

 

[nilagin]

Look what the cat dragged in

 

[Nod]

Look Back In Anger.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Look Back In Anger.

Or Don't.......

 

[Cobra]

Don't cry for me auntie Tina Argentina

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Crying.....

 

[Mag1cp2x]

It’s a shame

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

It's a sin

 

[nilagin]

Sinful

 

[hunnymonster]

It's a sin to tell a lie (Something Smith & the redheads)

 

[nilagin]

I'd lie for you and that's the truth (Meatloaf)

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I'd do anything for love.. (but I won't do that).

 

[hunnymonster]

That's the way I like it (uh huh)

 

[nilagin]

Any which way you can

 

[ancient_mariner]

Can the can.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Lick the tins

 

[hunnymonster]

Cheek to cheek (published by a Tin Pan Alley music publisher)