The Damned awful pun thread!

[hunnymonster]

Thunderball....

Nobody does it better

 

[Mr Badger]

You Better You Bet

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

You Better You Bet

Keep on working

 

[Mr Badger]

Keep On Running.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Blow in your nose

 

[Cockney]

Blow in your nose

Honky tonk woman

 

[nilagin]

Only women bleed

 

[Cockney]

Let it bleed.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Let it be

 

[nilagin]

Let it roll.

 

[Gremlin]

Let's twist again

 

[Cockney]

Let's twist again

The ace of spades .

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Queen of hearts

 

[Cockney]

God save the queen.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

God is a DJ

 

[hunnymonster]

Rock DJ

 

[nilagin]

Last night a DJ saved my life.

 

[Nod]

What Becomes of The Broken Hearted

 

[nilagin]

Death Becomes Her

 

[Nod]

Killed By Death.

 

[Cobra]

Killer queen

 

[nilagin]

Death on two legs

 

[Cobra]

Hot legs

 

[nilagin]

Brothers in Arms

 

[Cockney]

I am an arms dealer.

 

[nilagin]

Profession of Violence

 

[Nod]

Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick.

 

[Cobra]

Rhythm of the night

 

[nilagin]

I can't dance.

 

[Cobra]

Dance the night away

 

[Nod]

All Day And All Of The Night.

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Nights in white satin

 

[Cobra]

Summer nights

 

[nilagin]

Hot fun in the summertime

 

[Nod]

Fun, Fun, Fun.

 

[nilagin]

Three Times

 

[Nod]

The Times, They Are A'Changing.

 

[hunnymonster]

News of the World

 

[Cockney]

A town called malice.

 

[nilagin]

Ghost towns along the highway.