The Damned awful pun thread!

[Cockney]

Da da da

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Da Da Da ich lieb dich nicht du liebst mich nicht aha aha aha

 

[Nod]

Papa's Got A Brand New Bag.

 

[Cockney]

Ive got a brand new combine harvester.

 

[Nod]

Oi'm A Zoider Drinker!

 

[hunnymonster]

Una Paloma blanca

 

[nilagin]

The lair of the white worm

 

[Mr Badger]

White Room

 

[Nod]

White Punks On Dope.

 

[Cockney]

Dope show

 

[nilagin]

Golden Brown

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Gordon brown

 

[Cockney]

Gordon is a moron.

 

[nilagin]

Morons from outer space

 

[Cockney]

Fly me to the moon.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Learning to fly

 

[Cockney]

Up, up and away.

 

[munch]

Up the junction.

 

[Cobra]

Up the junction.

Squeeze me please me

 

[nilagin]

Please sir

 

[Gremlin]

Oliver

 

[nilagin]

Oliver's Army

 

[Gremlin]

You're in the army now

 

[Mag1cp2x]

One staff officer jumped right over the other staff officer’s back

 

[nilagin]

Jump

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Sit down

 

[nilagin]

Stand by me

 

[Cobra]

Stand by your man

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Tommy (say it in an American accent)

 

[hunnymonster]

Why not?

 

[Cobra]

Why do fools fall in love?

 

[nilagin]

Free fallin'.

 

[Cobra]

Thin ice ( pink floyd )

 

[nilagin]

Cold as ice.

 

[Cobra]

Sunday girl ( cold as ice cream)

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Eight days a week

 

[Nod]

Eight Mile.

 

[nilagin]

I can see for miles

 

[Cockney]

I can see for miles

500 miles?

 

[nilagin]

From out of nowhere