The Damned awful pun thread!

[Nod]

California Man.

 

[hunnymonster]

Piano Man

 

[Nod]

The Piano.

 

[hunnymonster]

The Ballad of Spiro Agnew

 

[Cobra]

The Ballard of John and Yoko

 

[nilagin]

Alright John, gotta new motor.

 

[hunnymonster]

Alright John, gotta new motor.

Was it not "Ullo John"?

 

[Cobra]

Here comes Johnny reggae


<isn't it strange that someone posts and it triggers a memory from the dim and distant past, of songs long forgotten.
And then you have to go you tube and discover just how terrible they really were >

 

[nilagin]

Egyptian Reggae

 

[Cobra]

Walk like an Egyptian

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Walking on the moon

 

[Cobra]

Moon river

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Take me to the river

 

[Gremlin]

River of Dreams

 

[Cobra]

Dream lover

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I'm too sexy....

 

[Cobra]

Do ya think I'm sexy?

 

[Gremlin]

NO (Meghan Trainor)

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

YES

 

[nilagin]

Liar

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Liar

Billy?

 

[Nod]

The Kid.

 

[Cobra]

Billy don't be a hero

edit a bit slow but it still works

 

[hunnymonster]

Holding out for a hero

 

[Cobra]

Hold me tight don't let me go

 

[nilagin]

Letting go.

 

[Cobra]

Go now!

 

[Nod]

Apocalypse Now.

 

[Gremlin]

It's now or never

 

[Nod]

Never Say Never Again.

 

[hunnymonster]

Never on a Sunday (Petula Clark)

 

[Nod]

On Any Sunday (Steve McQueen.)

 

[nilagin]

A Day at the Races (Queen album and Marx Brothers film)

 

[Nod]

Night at the Opera, ditto.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Barcelona...

 

[hunnymonster]

Jellicle Ball

(theme to BBC World Cup Grandstand, Spain 1982... Matches played in Barcelona - quite the shoehorn)

 

[nilagin]

Take me out to the ball game.

 

[Cockney]

Football crazy.

 

[MatBin]

Crazy little thing called love

 

[Cockney]

Napoleon the 14th.