The Damned awful pun thread!

[Bobsyeruncle]

Crazy horses

 

[Cobra]

Mamma we're all crazy now

 

[nilagin]

Seabiscuit

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Ride a white horse....

 

[Cobra]

Ride a white swan

 

[nilagin]

I thought we were doing film titles now.
White men can't jump.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Brokeback mountain...

 

[Cobra]

I thought we were doing film titles now

Nope, Badger thought he was, but I banned him ...
Anyone else?

(Just kidding)

 

[Cobra]

Brokeback mountain...

River deep mountain high

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Deep throat

 

[hunnymonster]

Smoke on the water

 

[Cockney]

Water.

 

[Mr Badger]

Watership Down... or Bright Eyes (depending on how much I'm banned!).

 

[Cockney]

Watership Down... or Bright Eyes (depending on how much I'm banned!).

I think you should be. Waterhip down is a book! Way off piste.

 

[hunnymonster]

Come and let me look in your eyes

 

[Cockney]

Hey Mr brightside.

 

[Mr Badger]

I think you should be. Waterhip down is a book! Way off piste.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watership_Down_(film) Bright Eyes being from the soundtrack... you don't get many soundtracks to books!

For The Benefit of Mr Kite

 

[Cockney]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watership_Down_(film) Bright Eyes being from the soundtrack... you don't get many soundtracks to books!

For The Benefit of Mr Kite

I think you'll find the book came first.

Let's go fly a kite.

 

[hunnymonster]

Proud Mary (connection: Fly a kite/Mary Poppins)

 

[Mag1cp2x]

There’s something about Mary

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Best home cook....

 

[Cockney]

Boiled beef and carrots.

 

[Nod]

Fatal Attraction.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Basic instinct

 

[Cobra]

instinct

Hunch back of Notre Dame

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Hunch back of Notre Dame

 

[Nod]

Back to the Future III.

 

[Cobra]

Back to the Future III.

And what's wrong with I & II ?

3 times a lady

 

[Nod]

The French Lieutenant's Woman.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Woman in love ...

 

[Mr Badger]

Love Story

 

[hunnymonster]

Neverending Story II

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Limahl

 

[Cobra]

Limahl

Is an anagram of Hamill ( his real name)
Mark, stared in Star wars Episode 4 a new hope

And all the others as well

 

[Mr Badger]

Close Encounters Of The Third Kind

 

[Cobra]

a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater

 

[Cockney]

Purple haze.

 

[hunnymonster]

Purple Rain

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Singing in the rain

 

[Gremlin]

It never rains in California