The Damned awful pun thread!

[Gremlin]

Nights in white satin

 

[nilagin]

Ride a white swan.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Swanee

 

[Nod]

Surfin' Bird.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Surfin' USA

 

[nilagin]

Breakfast in America

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Breakfast at Tiffany's

 

[nilagin]

Lady Marmalade

 

[Gremlin]

Lady Madonna

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

lady d'arbanville

 

[Cobra]

Lay lady Lay

 

[nilagin]

Lay another log on the fire.

 

[Cobra]

I am the God of Hell's fire

 

[Gremlin]

Bat out of hell

 

[nilagin]

Standing on the outside

 

[Cobra]

Standing in the road

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I'm still standing...

 

[Gremlin]

I get knocked down

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Get up....

 

[munch]

up, up and away.

 

[Cobra]

Up where we belong

 

[Cockney]

Up on the roof?

 

[nilagin]

We're really gonna raise the roof

 

[Cobra]

Mamma we're all crazy now

 

[nilagin]

Mamma we're all crazy now

Speak for yourself.

View: https://youtu.be/4KuZRLokTcE

 

[Cockney]

Picture of the moon

 

[nilagin]

Picture this.

 

[Cockney]

Pictures of lily.

 

[nilagin]

Photograph

 

[Cockney]

Kodachrome.

 

[nilagin]

The Camera Eye.

 

[Cobra]

Speak for yourself.

You don't half listen to some crap!

The Camera Eye.

My camera never lies

 

[Nod]

Liar! (Sex Pistols, not a personal attack!!! )

 

[Cockney]

EMI

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

U2

 

[Cockney]

19

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

'39

 

[nilagin]

Billy, don't you lose my number

 

[Cockney]

The number of the beast.

 

[nilagin]

Beast and the harlot.