The Damned awful pun thread!

[nilagin]

In the army now

 

[Cobra]

In the Navy

 

[nilagin]

Sailing

 

[Nod]

Why? Emm… Sea A...

 

[nilagin]

The young ones

 

[Cockney]

Little children.

 

[nilagin]

Kids in America

 

[Mr Badger]

Young Americans

 

[nilagin]

Only the good die young

 

[Mr Badger]

Only The Strong Survive (Jerry Butler)

 

[hunnymonster]

Eye of the Tiger

 

[Mr Badger]

Love Cats

 

[nilagin]

Stray cat strut

 

[Mag1cp2x]

What’s new, pussycat ?

 

[nilagin]

New kid in town

 

[hunnymonster]

We're the kids in America (woooh oh)

 

[nilagin]

We are.

 

[Mr Badger]

We Are The Diddymen

 

[Nod]

Who Are You?

 

[nilagin]

Who made who

 

[Nod]

Iron Made-in...

 

[nilagin]

Iron man

 

[Nod]

War Machine?

 

[Mag1cp2x]

War, huh, yeah

 

[nilagin]

The eve of war

 

[Cockney]

Fight song.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Eye of the tiger....

 

[Nod]

Eye Fought The Law...

 

[Cockney]

I shot the sherrif.

 

[Cobra]

The Sheriff ( ELP )

 

[Cockney]

Folsom prison

 

[Cobra]

Jail house rock

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Rock around the clock

 

[Cobra]

Time Warp

 

[Cockney]

If I only had time

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

If I could turn back time....

 

[Cobra]

Time in a bottle

 

[Cockney]

Too late. Doh!

 

[Cockney]

Message in a bottle.

 

[Cobra]

99 bottles of beer on the wall