The Damned awful pun thread!

[nilagin]

grrreeeeaaaat

Balls of Fire

 

[Mr Badger]

Rubber Ball

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Rubber bullets

 

[nilagin]

Gimme back my bullets

 

[Nod]

Gimme Shelter.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Why does it always rain on me?

 

[Nod]

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Stones would play inside her head

 

[Cockney]

Shes like a rainbow.

 

[Mr Badger]

Mr Blue Sky

 

[Cobra]

Don't step on my blue suede shoes!

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Crocodile shoes....

 

[Cockney]

Thats living alright.

 

[Cobra]

Living on the ceiling

 

[nilagin]

Livin thing

 

[Cobra]

Living doll

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Sex toy...

 

[Cobra]

Sex Bomb

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Mother.....(pink Floyd)

 

[MatBin]

Mama

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Ma, hes making eyes at me...

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Daddy cool

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Daddy's gone...

 

[Cobra]

Sex Bomb

Mother.....(pink Floyd)

If I didn't know the words to that song, I'd be worried about you

Daddy's gone...

Going down the dust pipe

 

[MatBin]

down, down deeper and down

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

If I didn't know the words to that song, I'd be worried about you

I wasn't thinking about my mother....

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

down, down deeper and down

Tunnel of love....

 

[nilagin]

Love bites

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Transvision vamp

 

[Cobra]

I wasn't thinking about my mother....

I realised that

 

[Mr Badger]

I Can't Go For That.

 

[Cobra]

Everytime you go away

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Don't go

 

[Gremlin]

Leaving on a jet plane

 

[Cockney]

Flight 505

 

[nilagin]

747 strangers in the night

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Let me lift from the ground til my soul is in flight

 

[Cockney]

Soul sister.

 

[nilagin]

We are family

 

[Cobra]

Brothers in arms