The Damned awful pun thread!

[nilagin]

Tender surrender

 

[Mr Badger]

Gimme Shelter

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Gimme gimme gimme

 

[Mr Badger]

Gimme Dat Ding (now don't pretend you don't remember that one, Cobra!)

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEEy615Jzg4

 

[nilagin]

You give me all I need

 

[Mag1cp2x]

There’ll never be another you

 

[Gremlin]

Until the 12th of never

 

[nilagin]

Please set a date

 

[Cockney]

Please set a date

In the year 2525.

 

[nilagin]

Waiting for that day

 

[Cobra]

Gimme Dat Ding (now don't pretend you don't remember that one, Cobra!)

That's right, That's right
I'm sad and blue
'Cause I can't do the Boogaloo
I'm lost, I'm lost
Can't do my thing
That's why I sing ....
And I never even had to hit play

It was also used as a coke ( I think) advert for ring pulls

Waiting for that day

I'm still waiting

 

[nilagin]

Make this go on forever

 

[Cobra]

Forever autumn

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Forever and ever

 

[AndrewFlannigan]

It was also used as a coke ( I think) advert for ring pulls

Then there's this Coke jingle that got to number one in the UK...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWKznrEjJK4

 

[Cobra]

Then there's this Coke jingle that got to number one in the UK...

Yeah but that was boring

 

[Cobra]

Forever and ever

Have you ever been in Love?

( or have you ever eat a dove as my mate used to think it was )

 

[AndrewFlannigan]

Yeah but that was boring

Well: the words "ghastly", "appalling" and "yuck" would come to mind first but "boring " fits too...

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Have you ever been in Love?

( or have you ever eat a dove as my mate used to think it was )

Love hurts...

 

[AndrewFlannigan]

Love hurts...

Worse still: it kills...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWAhTAjYKbo

 

[Cobra]

Killer queen

 

[Gremlin]

Witch Queen of New Orleans

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Joan of arc

 

[Cobra]

Burning love ( )

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Ring of fire

 

[AndrewFlannigan]

Ring of Gold

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNdpOaYTlJM

 

[nilagin]

The bell rolls for thee

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Roll with it

 

[nilagin]

Roll with it

Bloody autocorrect, that should have been tolls.

With or without you

 

[Cobra]

Without you (Nilsson version not the silly bitch version )

 

[MatBin]

You are the sunshine of my life

 

[Cobra]

( this is ) My Life

 

[nilagin]

Without you (Nilsson version not the silly bitch version )

Not this one then?

View: https://youtu.be/HPs7dJvW2X4

 

[Cobra]

Not this one then?

Ah yes Ken Lee

But I was actually referring to Mariah Carey's version

 

[MatBin]

Ah yes Ken Lee

But I was actually referring to Mariah Carey's version

Who?

 

[Cobra]

Who?

Exactly

 

[nilagin]

( this is ) My Life

Life on Mars

 

[Cobra]

The rise and fall of Ziggy Stardust and the spiders from Mars

 

[nilagin]

Why do fools fall in love.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Falling in love again