The Damned awful pun thread!

[Cobra]

Velcro Fly - dance - ZZ Top.

Far to obscure to count just because the word dance is in the song

 

[Cobra]

Helicopters in the sky.

Spirit in the sky

 

[Nod]

One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer.

 

[nilagin]

Ain't enough whiskey

 

[Cockney]

Ain't enough whiskey

Cigarettes, whiskey and wild wild women.

 

[Cobra]

Your good girls gonna go bad

 

[Cockney]

Im waiting for a factory girl.

 

[nilagin]

Waiting in vain

 

[Cobra]

You're so vain

 

[nilagin]

Man in the mirror

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Man in the mirror

Man, I feel like a woman....

 

[hunnymonster]

Berkeley Woman

 

[Cobra]

Man, I feel like a woman....

Anything from the rockey horror show applies

However
A woman in love

 

[nilagin]

Crazy little thing called love

 

[Cobra]

Crazy horses

 

[Cockney]

A horse with no name.

 

[Cobra]

America ( Paul & Art) very tenuous

 

[Gremlin]

American pie

 

[nilagin]

R.o.c.k in the USA

 

[Cobra]

A heart in New York

 

[Gremlin]

Native New Yorker

 

[Cockney]

Running bear?

 

[nilagin]

Geronimo

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Banana splits

 

[Cockney]

Guitar tango.

 

[nilagin]

Oranges and lemons

 

[Cobra]

The lemon song (Led Zep )

 

[Cockney]

Black dog.

 

[Mr Badger]

Old Tige.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMAtLFUrTgk

 

[nilagin]

Givin the dog a bone

 

[Gremlin]

dem bones, dem bones,dem dry bones

 

[Mr Badger]

Walking the dog.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Hound dog

 

[nilagin]

Baker Street.


How's that for a tenuous link?

 

[Mr Badger]

Hearts on Fire (Baker Gurvitz Army) Turn this one up loud!

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rip84gh6T6s

 

[nilagin]

Closer to the heart

 

[Cockney]

Heart (Dave Edmunds again)

 

[MatBin]

This old heart of mine

 

[Cockney]

Pump up the jam...

 

[nilagin]

Jam side down