The Damned awful pun thread!

[Mag1cp2x]

But don’t beat yourself up

 

[nilagin]

No self control

 

[Gremlin]

Me myself I

 

[nilagin]

You shook me all night long

 

[Cobra]

All shook up

 

[nilagin]

I'm Still Standing

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Standing in the dark?

 

[nilagin]

Dark moon rising

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Dancing in the dark

 

[nilagin]

Dance Macabre

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

dance of the daoine sidhe

 

[hunnymonster]

Dancing Queen

 

[Gremlin]

Killer Queen

 

[nilagin]

Murder on the dancefloor

 

[Cobra]

Killing me softly ...

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Tainted love....

 

[Cobra]

Love hurts

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Especially a nine incher......(nail, that is)

 

[Cobra]

Especially a nine incher......(nail, that is)

That old rugged cross

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Old shep

 

[nilagin]

Dog eat dog

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Eat to the beat

 

[hunnymonster]

beat it (Weird Al)

 

[Cobra]

I am the beat

 

[Cockney]

I am the beat

Great song.

 

[Cockney]

I am the beat

I am what I am.

 

[hunnymonster]

Whatever you want

 

[Cobra]

When I need you

 

[Cockney]

When I need you

I'll be there.

 

[nilagin]

Standing on the dock of the bay

 

[Cobra]

Standing in the shadow of love

 

[nilagin]

Lost in the shadows

 

[Cobra]

Lost in France

 

[Cockney]

Lost in France

Parisian Walkways

 

[Nod]

Texas?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I don't need a lover

 

[nilagin]

No place but Texas

 

[Cockney]

No place but Texas

A place in the sun?

 

[nilagin]

A place in the shade

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

40 shades of green