The Damned awful pun thread!

[Gremlin]

Bridge over troubled water

 

[nilagin]

London Bridge is falling down.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Downtown....

 

[Cobra]

Well that last page makes for interesting reading, what are you lot on Eh?


Up town girl

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Up the junction

 

[Nod]

On the Road to Hell.

 

[Cobra]

Highway to hell

 

[nilagin]

Thunder Road

Bit late but still works.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Road to nowhere

 

[nilagin]

Nowhere Man

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Man in black

 

[Mr Badger]

Man in the Mirror

 

[Cobra]

Mirrors ( Sally Oldfield)

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Tubular bells (Mike Oldfield)

 

[Nod]

Breaking Glass!

 

[Mr Badger]

Breaking Glass!

What, again? You clumsy cat... in fact that's not at all Cool For Cats.

 

[Cockney]

I can see clearly now.

 

[Nod]

I Can See For Miles and Miles.

 

[Mr Badger]

500 Miles?

 

[Cockney]

Its a long and winding road.

 

[Mr Badger]

Davey's On The Road Again.

 

[nilagin]

Long Black Road

 

[Cobra]

( I get my kicks on ) Route 66

 

[hunnymonster]

Teenage kicks?

 

[Fuji Dave]

I also get my kicks from Highway to Hell

 

[nilagin]

Heaven and Hell.

 

[hunnymonster]

Heaven must be missing an angel

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Missing you

 

[nilagin]

You really got me.

 

[Cockney]

You really got a hold on me.

 

[Gremlin]

Just hold on to what you got

 

[nilagin]

Hold on tight (to your dreams)

 

[Cobra]

Dream lover

 

[nilagin]

Dream on.

 

[Gremlin]

I have a dream

 

[Cobra]

All I have to do is Dream

 

[nilagin]

Living nightmare

 

[Mr Badger]

Welcome to my Nightmare

 

[nilagin]

Welcome to the jungle

 

[Cobra]

Nelly the Elephant packed her bags and said goodbye to the Circus