The Damned awful pun thread!

[ancient_mariner]

Whatever you want.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I want your love....

 

[ancient_mariner]

Love you to...

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Love me do

 

[ancient_mariner]

Do... you want to know a secret?

 

[nilagin]

Secret Messages

 

[ancient_mariner]

100 billion bottles, washed up on my shore!

 

[nilagin]

On the beach.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Enter Sandman

 

[hunnymonster]

Sandman, bring me a dream...

 

[nilagin]

Drum Dreams

 

[Mag1cp2x]

I hear the drums down in Africa

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

The lion sleeps tonight.......not

 

[nilagin]

No sleep till Brooklyn

 

[Cobra]

You've been talking in your sleep.

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Happy talk ?

 

[Cobra]

Don't worry be happy

 

[nilagin]

Life's a happy song.

 

[Cobra]

Life's a happy song.

Nope
Life is a minestrone

 

[Nod]

Surely Life's a Piece of Shhhhhhhhh… But Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.

 

[Cobra]

Bright eyes

 

[ancient_mariner]

Blinded by the light.

 

[nilagin]

Blinded by the light.

No wonder he liked Dancing in the Dark.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Perhaps it's because he was wide eyed and legless?

 

[nilagin]

Definite Maybe.

 

[hunnymonster]

Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner...

 

[Cockney]

London Calling.

 

[nilagin]

Waterloo Sunset

 

[Mr Badger]

Don't let the sun go down on me

 

[nilagin]

You need a Pocketful of Sunshine.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Brass in pocket

 

[nilagin]

Money for Nothing

 

[Cockney]

I who have nothing.

 

[ancient_mariner]

The man who sold the world.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

News of the world

 

[ancient_mariner]

We will rock you

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Rock me Amadeus

 

[nilagin]

Roll over Beethoven

 

[Gremlin]

Roll over lay down

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Roll with it