The Damned awful pun thread!

[Deleted member 49428]

Radioactive

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Cosmic

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Starman

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Bored

 

[Deleted member 49428]

True

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Feeling like a Zombie

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Sick and tired

 

[Deleted member 49428]

The Reasons I drink

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Too much time on my hands

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Be Strong

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Now dont start Pickin on me

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Now you think Im Crazy

 

[Cockney]

Start me up.

 

[Cockney]

Start me up.

Edit. Too slow.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Keeping on keeping on

 

[Cockney]

Now you think Im Crazy

Were all crazy now.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Crazy Chicken?

 

[Mr Badger]

Reasons To Be Cheerful!

 

[Nod]

Sysyphus (Part 3)?

 

[Server Hamster]

Ah yes, Sisyphus...
The original King of Rock'n'Roll.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

For those about to rock.

 

[nilagin]

Rock you like a hurricane

 

[Gremlin]

Riders On The Storm

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Are they Storm Chaser(s)

 

[nilagin]

Let's just Cut To The Chase, The Chase is Better Than The Catch.

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Well, you took the words right out of my mouth

 

[Gremlin]

It's only words

 

[hunnymonster]

60-second song for a bank with the phrase "May we help you today?"

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYSEBd5kriU

 

[nilagin]

Song for Fran.

 

[Gremlin]

Song for whoever

 

[ancient_mariner]

Or Whatever (you want).

 

[nilagin]

You Got It.

 

[ancient_mariner]

So come and get it! (but you'd better hurry 'cos it's going fast).

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Our velocity

 

[ancient_mariner]

Our velocity

Is even greater with Afterburner on.

 

[Mr Badger]

But if your jet crashes and burns then you might need some Camouflage...

Or the perhaps the services of Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRWCK9zGynA

 

[ancient_mariner]

Wiv' 'er 'ead tucked underneaf 'er arm?

 

[Mr Badger]

I'm Henry the 8th I am.

 

[ancient_mariner]

I'm Henry the 8th I am.

You are. He was well known for his Reign In Blood.

 

[Mr Badger]

… Sweat and Tears. Spinning Wheel.