The Damned awful pun thread!

[Bobsyeruncle]

Vacation (by the Go Gos)

Wake me up....

 

[hunnymonster]

Finnegan's Wake

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Finnegan's Wake

There was an old man called Michael........

 

[Cobra]

Michael row the boat ashore

 

[Cockney]

Strangers on the shore.

 

[Cobra]

Strangers in the night

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Nights in white satin....

 

[nilagin]

Black night

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

The man in black

 

[Cockney]

Black is black.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Black betty

 

[nilagin]

Elizabeth my dear.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Dear prudence

 

[nilagin]

Oh dear, what can the matter be

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Oh boy

 

[Nod]

Girls on Film.

 

[nilagin]

The camera eye

 

[Cockney]

Flash, bang, blimey what a picture.

 

[nilagin]

Picture postcard

 

[Mr Badger]

Girls on Film

 

[nilagin]

History Repeating

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

History Repeating

There's only one direction this thread can go in...

 

[Mr Badger]

History Repeating

Ooops, wasn't paying enough attention!

OK then, The Reflex.

 

[Mr Badger]

There's only one direction this thread can go in...

Going Down Slow!

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Bobby brown....

 

[Mag1cp2x]

I’ve got a crush on you

 

[Peter123]

Orange Crush

 

[nilagin]

Golden brown

 

[Mag1cp2x]

I want that syrup

 

[Peter123]

Custard Pie

 

[nilagin]

Slice of Your Pie, with the Girls, Girls, Girls.

 

[ancient_mariner]

See you later, Yankee.

(Gentle nod to Don MacLean, if that's a bit too obscure. )

 

[nilagin]

Yankee Rose. A song by Diamond Dave that is Damn Good.

 

[Nod]

Shut It! (Well, the thread is "the damned awful pun thread!")

 

[Mr Badger]

Shut that Door

 

[nilagin]

Death's Door or the Green Door?

 

[Gremlin]

Could be knock knock knocking on heaven's door

 

[MatBin]

I hear you knocking, but you can't come in

 

[Nod]

Listening to You.

 

[Mr Badger]

Love don't live here anymore.