The Damned awful pun thread!

[Cockney]

Get your kicks on route 666

 

[nilagin]

I can't drive 55.

 

[Cobra]

Devil gate drive

 

[Gremlin]

ocean drive

 

[Cockney]

Devil gate drive

After 48 crashes?

 

[Nod]

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

(ETA... I was Waaaaaay too slow!!!)

 

[Cobra]

48 crashes?

Tell Laura I love her...

Just the one crash did it

 

[Cockney]

Tell Laura I love her...

Just the one crash did it

A teen angel now then.

 

[Cobra]

Judy Teen
( I wonder who sang that? )

 

[Cockney]

Judy Teen
( I wonder who sang that? )

It made me smile.

 

[Cobra]

When you're smiling (the whole world smiles with you)

 

[Cockney]

Put on a happy face.

 

[Cobra]

Shoe horn alert

Stay with me ( The faces )

 

[Cockney]

Stay with me baby (scott walker)

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Stay

 

[Cockney]

Old shep.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Hound dog

 

[Peter123]

Diamond Dogs

 

[hunnymonster]

Shine on you crazy diamond

 

[Peter123]

Rough Diamond

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Hi ho silver....

 

[nilagin]

Silver machine

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Silver dream machine

 

[Cockney]

Silver dream machine

Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes benz.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Hey lord

 

[Cockney]

Hey Joe.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Hey hey we're the monkees

 

[nilagin]

Hey Stupid.

 

[Mr Badger]

Hey Mickey

 

[nilagin]

Michael row the boat ashore.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Row row row your boat

 

[Mag1cp2x]

The boat that you row won’t cross no ocean

 

[Nod]

But it just might clear a River Deep (but not the) Mountain High.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

For these are my mountains

 

[Gremlin]

Rocky mountain high

 

[nilagin]

Man on the silver mountain

 

[Gremlin]

Goldfinger

 

[nilagin]

That's just Gold.

 

[Cockney]

That's just Gold.

Liar!

 

[nilagin]

Would I Lie To You?