The Damned awful pun thread!

[Bobsyeruncle]

Get on up

 

[nilagin]

Can you feel the force?

 

[Cobra]

More than a feeling

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Relax

 

[Cobra]

Roll over lay down

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Blanket on the ground

 

[nilagin]

Over the rainbow?

 

[nilagin]

I'm just too darned slow.

 

[Cobra]

Blanket on the ground

Stand by your man

 

[nilagin]

Stand and deliver

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Stand and deliver

Are you adamant about that?

 

[Cobra]

Are you adamant about that?

 

[Cobra]

Are you adamant about that?

No. I'm a Dandy highwayman

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

No. I'm a Dandy highwayman

You're a bit of a comic

 

[Mr Badger]

The Beano Album. (John Mayall's Blues Breakers with Eric Clapton).

 

[Nod]

Smack My Bitch Up?

 

[nilagin]

Hit me with your rhythm stick

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Up and down

 

[nilagin]

Right Down The Line to Baker Street.

 

[Mr Badger]

Damn too late!

Take the A Train!

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Stimela

View: https://youtu.be/n4Bb7p9gggc

 

[Mr Badger]

Two Trains

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVYYdzl5Rzs

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Walk the line

 

[Gremlin]

Wichita Lineman

 

[nilagin]

And Through the Wire.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Through the barricades

 

[nilagin]

Another Brick in the Wall

 

[Mr Badger]

Unhalfbricking.

 

[Peter123]

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Tie a yellow ribbon....

 

[nilagin]

Coward of the county.

 

[Cobra]

I am a linesman for the county

 

[Nod]

White Lines (Don't Do It!)

 

[Cobra]

White plains > when you are a king

 

[Gremlin]

Ride a white swan

 

[Peter123]

Get it On

 

[nilagin]

Whatever gets you through the night.

 

[Cobra]

The night has a thousand eyes

 

[Nod]

Animal (F*** Like a Beast)?

 

[nilagin]

The number of the beast.