The Damned awful pun thread!

[ancient_mariner]

Going underground?

Being buried. Woke up this morning and found myself dead.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

All by myself.....

 

[Cobra]

found myself dead.

I guess you must have been in Nazareth ?
( I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin' about half past dead )

To slow

All by myself.....

Only you?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Only you?

Me and my shadow....

 

[Cobra]

Moonlight shadow

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

the whole of the moon

 

[Cobra]

Whole lotta love

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Whole again....

 

[Cobra]

Bits and pieces

 

[ancient_mariner]

Bits and pieces

Sounds like you need the healer.

 

[Cobra]

But don't fear the reaper eh?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Devil woman

 

[ancient_mariner]

Pretty Woman.

 

[Cobra]

The witch queen ( of New Orleans )

Edit, a bit too slow but it still works

 

[nilagin]

I see Neil went totally off on a tangent, closely followed by Robert

Not me Guv, I followed Robert

Going underground?

You'll find the Wombling Song down there.

 

[nilagin]

The witch queen ( of New Orleans )

Edit, a bit too slow but it still works

Killer Queen

 

[Cobra]

Not me Guv, I followed Robert

Yep, who went off on a total tangent

You'll find the Wombling Song down there.

Yeah I saw it

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Yep, who went off on a total tangent

I replied to Neil without refreshing and didn't realise you'd posted...
Just makes it more awful.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Killer Queen

Killer

 

[Cobra]

Killer Queen

God help save the queen

God damn it !

Killer

Thriller

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

That's Bad

 

[Cobra]

Bad moon rising

 

[Cockney]

A bad moon rising?

 

[Cockney]

Snap!

 

[Cobra]

A bad moon rising?

 

[Cobra]

Snap!

It would have been had I learned to spell 1st time

 

[Cobra]

A bad moon rising?

House of the rising sun

 

[Nod]

Not The Last Time either!

 

[nilagin]

He likes to try and Save the Best for Last.

 

[Cockney]

Not The Last Time either!

Time is on my side.

 

[Cobra]

Not The Last Time either!

Not even the same group

Save the Best for Last.

Simply the best

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

House of the rising sun

Not The Last Time either!

The Last house On the left....

 

[Cobra]

Time is on my side.

Time

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Sh!t....too slow

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Time

After time

 

[Cobra]

Sh!t....too slow

Its the others Bob, making it up as they go along

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Its the others Bob, making it up as they go along

The land of make believe

 

[Cobra]

Wonderful land

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Wonderful tonight

 

[Cobra]

Can you feel the love tonight