The Damned awful pun thread!

[Nod]

Might need one after a Vindaloo!

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Ring of fire

 

[Cockney]

Call the fire brigade!

 

[nilagin]

Call the fire brigade!

Just so long as you don't Call Me.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Anything can happen

 

[Cockney]

Just so long as you don't Call Me.

Daniel!

 

[hunnymonster]

Oh Danny Bo-o-o-o-o-o-oy....

 

[nilagin]

Daniel!

That's Not My Name.
I'll just leave you Hanging on the Telephone.

 

[Cobra]

Mr telephone man

 

[nilagin]

Mr telephone man

You can reach him on Pennsylvania 6 5000, ask for Glenn.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Isn't it 5-7-0-5

 

[nilagin]

Isn't it 5-7-0-5

That's it, Don't Lose My Number.

 

[Gremlin]

5-4-3-2-1 -

 

[nilagin]

Fairly sure that's a Countdown.

View: https://youtu.be/XW-8yCKwhBE

 

[Nod]

A Final Countdown for Mr P.

 

[Cobra]

Mr Postman

 

[Gremlin]

Postman Pat

 

[Nod]

Plaistow Patricia?

 

[Cobra]

Is she friends with Patricia the stripper?

 

[Gremlin]

or Pearl the singer

 

[Cobra]

Or Maggie May?

 

[nilagin]

Do these Girls Just Want to Have Fun?

 

[Cobra]

Hey Girl. Don't bother me!

 

[nilagin]

Hey Girl. Don't bother me!

She's a Vamp who said, Baby I Don't Care.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I do, I do, I do, I do, I do

 

[Deleted member 49428]

I do I do I do

Ehh

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Ehh

Confusion.....

View: https://youtu.be/1jUvhJ_Tgzw

 

[Cobra]

(confusion) Will be my epitaph

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr7JC41ys_8

 

[nilagin]

(confusion) Will be my epitaph

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr7JC41ys_8

I'd have thought Rats would be more suitable for you.

View: https://youtu.be/C_ijc7A5oAc

 

[Cobra]

Ghost riders in the sky is better

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Rat trap?

 

[nilagin]

Love is The Tender Trap

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Love me tender.....

 

[ancient_mariner]

Love is the drug - can't you see?

 

[Cockney]

I can see clearly now thanks.

 

[Cobra]

I see Neil went totally off on a tangent, closely followed by Robert

I can see clearly now

You'd better Show me the way to go home then

 

[ancient_mariner]

Watch out for the Whiskey Headed Woman as you leave.

 

[Cobra]

Is she the one with the Whiskey in the jar? Oh!

 

[ancient_mariner]

Nope - she's the one with the Jam jar.

 

[Cobra]

Jam jar.

Going underground?