The Damned awful pun thread!

[hunnymonster]

Fog on the Tyne

 

[Mr Badger]

I can see for miles and miles

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I can see for miles and miles

500 miles?

 

[Cobra]

That's about 24 Hours from Tulsa

 

[Mr Badger]

What a difference a day makes

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

That'll be the day

 

[Cockney]

Morning has broken.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Sunday morning call

 

[Cobra]

Lazy Sunday afternoon

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I believe

 

[Mr Badger]

I'm a believer

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

You're a star

 

[Cobra]

I believe

LOL that was fast I was outta sync so edited

I believe I can fly

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Learning to fly

 

[Cobra]

This flight tonight

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Tonight's the night

 

[Cobra]

A little night music?

 

[Nod]

The Penis Song!

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

The Penis Song!

Cock!

 

[Cockney]

Rabbit rabbit.

 

[nilagin]

Ain't no way to treat a lady

 

[Cobra]

Ride a cocked horse to Banbury cross

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Rabbit rabbit.

Is one not enough?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Ain't no way to treat a lady

I'd say it was.....simply the best.......way

 

[Nod]

Way on Down

 

[Cobra]

Me and Julio down by the old school yard

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Schools out

 

[Deleted member 49428]

I want my tears back

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Tears of a clown

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Haha said the clown, is it bringing you down ?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Bruce don't bring me down...

 

[Cobra]

(Going) Down the dust pipe

 

[hunnymonster]

A Spanish Pipedream?

View: https://youtu.be/BofvfVPFbiM

 

[Cobra]

The pipes of peace

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

The piper

 

[Nod]

at the Gates of Dawn.

 

[Gremlin]

Pied Piper ?

 

[Peter123]

Who Ate All the Pies

 

[Nod]

Lip Up, Fatty!

 

[nilagin]

Who Ate All the Pies

Well if they're thirsty, they're not going to Have A Drink on Me.