The Damned awful pun thread!

[Nod]

Because that would be a Touch Too Much?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Touch me....

 

[Nod]

...baby, Tainted Love?

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Well, not as long as there is Whisky in the jar

 

[Cobra]

Stoned love?

 

[Mr Badger]

Stone Free.

 

[Cobra]

Free.

Alright now

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Go now!

 

[ancient_mariner]

Go now!

Before you take another piece of my heart.

 

[Cobra]

Total eclipse of the heart

 

[Nod]

May the Circle Be Unbroken...

 

[Gremlin]

like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel

 

[Mr Badger]

Spinning Around

 

[ancient_mariner]

Roll Over Beethoven.

 

[Gremlin]

Bachman Turner Overdrive

 

[ancient_mariner]

Interstellar Overdrive.

Geh-PLINKKKK!

 

[Nod]

Jessica?

 

[ancient_mariner]

Freebird

 

[nilagin]

That's a Sweet Home Alabama.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Pour Your Sugar On me.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Said the Red red wine

 

[nilagin]

I'll go and get some in my Red Barchetta
(In honour of the late Neil Peart)

 

[Mag1cp2x]

If you’ve got to go, go now

 

[Nod]

On a Holiday in Cambodia.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Or Africa

 

[ancient_mariner]

Free Nelson Mandela (in every cereal box).

 

[Cobra]

I hear the drums down in Africa

 

[nilagin]

I hear the drums down in Africa

That's nothing I Can Hear the Grass Grow.

 

[hunnymonster]

Hmmm I'm hearing: Green grow the rushes oh

 

[Mr Badger]

Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac

Oh Well.

 

[Peter123]

Mack the Knife. (tenuous I know).

 

[nilagin]

Return of the Mack.

 

[Mr Badger]

Voodoo Child (slight return).

 

[nilagin]

Sweet child of mine.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Sweet child of mine.

Hark now hear the Angels sing....

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Hark now hear the Angels sing....

Robbie Robbie Robbie.....

 

[ancient_mariner]

Thin Lizzie want you back again.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

No its the penetantionary because we have had a jail break

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

San Quentin

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Was there in the chain gang