The Damned awful pun thread!

[nilagin]

Like a Star Man?

From Alpha Centauri

 

[Mr Badger]

No Doubt About It.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

 

[Cockney]

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

I only do Truth.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I only do Truth.

I only want to be with you...

 

[Mr Badger]

Walking Back to Happiness.

 

[Cockney]

I only want to be with you...

Get back, get back,

 

[Cockney]

Walking Back to Happiness.

Get back, get back,

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Get back, get back,

Get back, get back,

I heard you the first time....

View: https://youtu.be/H1mP9al7uKg

 

[nilagin]

I hear you knocking.

 

[Peter123]

Knock Knock Knocking on Heavens Door

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Did you take a stairway to heaven?

 

[Mag1cp2x]

No, the last exit to Brooklyn

 

[nilagin]

No, the last exit to Brooklyn

Stay awake then, as there is No Sleep Till Brooklyn.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Hah Im Sleeping my day away

 

[ancient_mariner]

Daydream believer.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I have a dream

 

[Nod]

Of California Girls?

 

[Peter123]

Back to California Dreamin again.

 

[Nod]

That's where Dead Man's Curve is.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Shape of You

 

[Nod]

I Get (A)Round!

 

[Mr Badger]

Mr Blobby

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Mr Mister....

 

[Fuji Dave]

Mister Ed..

 

[Cockney]

Mr Brightside.

 

[nilagin]

Mr Blue Sky

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Blue monday

 

[nilagin]

Is that When the Stars Go Blue?

 

[Deleted member 49428]

That would be The Greatest Show on Earth

 

[ancient_mariner]

Featuring Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars.

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Oh my god........Jump

 

[ancient_mariner]

Oh my god........Jump

Lets assume the best, and it was to avoid the following Eruption.

 

[Cobra]

and it was to avoid the following Eruption.

But not the house of pain I assume

 

[ancient_mariner]

But not the house of pain I assume

Can you see the sun rise from there?

 

[Gremlin]

Only if you have Tequila

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Only if you have Tequila

Only you...

 

[Gremlin]

only the lonely

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Lonely this Christmas

 

[Mr Badger]

Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me