The Damned awful pun thread!

[Mr Badger]

No, but Diamonds are Forever.

 

[Cockney]

No, but Diamonds are Forever.

In the sky with Lucy?

 

[Peter123]

In the sky with Lucy?

3rd time I think on this one, we’re going Round and Round.

 

[Nod]

Like a Record, Baby, Right Right Round?

 

[nilagin]

Round and round, but you Couldn't Get it Right.

 

[Cobra]

3rd time I think on this one, we’re going Round and Round.

I'm sure it must have been done by 3 people?I can think of 2 straight off

Round round I git around ...

 

[ancient_mariner]

I'm sure it must have been done by 3 people?I can think of 2 straight off

Round round I git around ...

Gercha fer a Cowson.

 

[Cobra]

Rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit .....

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit .....

Bang bang!
Now only rabbit rabbit

 

[Cobra]

Bang bang, my baby shot me down.

 

[ancient_mariner]

When did your baby got back?

 

[Cobra]

Bye Bye Baby

I'm embarrassed by that answer

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Bye Bye Baby

I'm embarrassed by that answer

You're on a roll....er

 

[ancient_mariner]

Helter Skelter!

 

[Cobra]

Swing lo' sweet chariot

 

[ancient_mariner]

I see your chariot and raise you one Sultan.

 

[Mr Badger]

The Oldest Swinger in Town?

 

[Cobra]

The Oldest Swinger in Town?

Where the hell did you drag that one up from?

 

[Cobra]

Dirty old town ..

 

[Mr Badger]

A Town Called Malice!

 

[nilagin]

I see your chariot and raise you one Sultan.

I see your Sultan and raise you one Carousel Waltz (er)

 

[Cobra]

I see your Sultan and raise you one Carousel Waltz (er)

Do keep up

 

[Cobra]

The boys are back in town

 

[nilagin]

Do keep up

I'm still stuck in a Snooker Loop.

Not really sure how a y in brackets creates a thumbs up.

 

[nilagin]

The boys are back in town

Only seems like a couple of days ago they last visited.

 

[Cobra]

I'm still stuck in a Snooker Loop.

Great balls of fire

 

[nilagin]

Great balls of fire

Goodness Gracious ( Me)

 

[Cobra]

Johnny remember me

 

[ancient_mariner]

Johnny remember me

Do you remember how he used to carry his Guitar in a gunny sack? Go go!

 

[Cobra]

Just like the Guitar man

 

[ancient_mariner]

Just like the Guitar man

And now I'm gently weeping at your answer.

 

[Cobra]

And now I'm gently weeping at your answer.

I just knew you'd come back with that

 

[Cobra]

Cry me a river

 

[nilagin]

Cry me a river

Would that be The River down Thunder Road?

 

[ancient_mariner]

It's flooding down in Texas.

 

[hunnymonster]

A long tall Texan with a ten gallon hat?

 

[Cockney]

It's flooding down in Texas.

I was born in the USA.

 

[nilagin]

I was born in the USA.

Under a wandering star.

 

[Mr Badger]

I was born in the USA.

Just googled that, I was Surfin USA.

 

[Mr Badger]

Under a wandering star.

Like a Star Man?