The Damned awful pun thread!

I'm really not gonna use twisting by the pool again
 
Party? Lets go to a Gay Bar!
 
I'm sure it was really nothing.
 
Happy Talking?
 
From Talking heads
Who by the way didn't Talk about sex.
 
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Nope, let's talk about Pop Music.
 
I don't wanna talk about it.
I wanna rock.
 
You can try, but at the moment I am Between a Rock and a Hard Place.
 
Jesus is the rock, and he rolled my blues away.
 
BUT I don't like Mondays!
 
I've got Friday on my mind (y)
 
But what if tomorrow never comes
 
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I suggest that Tomorrow never dies in that case
 
Live and let die
 
and leave it to Die another day
 
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But you only live twice
 
But please don't let me be misunderstood
 
It's just you scared The Living Daylights out of me
 
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That's be my Gold finger (y)
 
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